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What is cootie?

An age-old disease only found in young children. all children have this disease, but the boys have a different type than the girls. because of this, touching or being touhed by a member of the opposite sex is fatal, since you have gotten their cooties.

Don't touch that girl, she'll give you cooties!

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Cootie - what is it?

US slang that references childhood:

Cooties are an imaginary affliction from childhood.

When children reach the age where they notice the sexes are different the children claim a member of the opposite opposite sex will give you "cooties" if they touch you.

Its a way of little girls telling other little girls not to play with boys and vice versa

You played with little Jimmy? Ooow, your going to get cooties.

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What does "cootie" mean?

Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."

Age 8: "Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!"

Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"

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Cootie - what does it mean?

A childlike way of saying something or someone is a cutie.

Alternative of saying in regards to something appealing and attractive be it a person or thing in variance of the word cutie.

He's a cootie

She's a cootie

Now that's a cootie!

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Cootie - meaning

Dirty and smelly, unwashed and scruffy

That girl with the greasy hair looks really cootie

This word was passed on to me by a friend who lived in Essex, England and is used in that area.

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Cootie - definition

gross germs that infect only boys!

Jason has lots of cooties!!!

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Cootie - slang

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.

One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.

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Cootie

Contagious mental disease spread by contact of skin though genders, mainly contracted in begining grades. Side effects are public humiliation.

Jason got cooties because he touched Brittany!

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Cootie

a pseudo-germ or false disease that children use to avoid or tease one another. Theorized to have come from a child's misinterpretation of a slang word "cootie" meaning vagina.

Boy: Dad, what's a cootie?
Dad: ...uh...well, it's something that all girls have.
Boy: Ewww, girls have cooties!

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Cootie

non-medical germs, that are spread by contact by touch, usually among schoolkids.

can be protected by a 'cootie shot', which involves tracing a 'circle, circle, dot, dot-- now you've got a cootie shot' on the palm of the hand.

eww, i can't believe kevin touched me! that was so gross and boys have cooties!

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