Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cooties?

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.

OMG! he has the cooties! EW

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Cooties - what is it?

According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").

Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"

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What does "cooties" mean?

A deadly germ caused by under-aged kids. Commonly known as(Coo-ties). A North American Germ, tranferred from one kid to another.By kids calling them-self liking each other. This germ can became very deadly, if not treated by the parent/s.

My little girl was six years old, when she came home one-day and had gotten the (COO-TIES)from a little boy, she like at school. My little girl said she only played with the little boy at recess and in the classroom. She always would say he was cute and now she has the Cooties!

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Cooties - what does it mean?

A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.

"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"

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Cooties - meaning

legit just logan

holy shit that person has cooties

yea

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Cooties - definition

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

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Cooties - slang

Another Form of Aids

Don't Make me give you cooties!

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Cooties

The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.

Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"

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Cooties

an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy

ahhh!!! clay gave me the cooties!!

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Cooties

Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young females and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young boys.
Various forms of protection include, Sprays, Suits, and name calling.

"Oh no here comes Suzy, Quick guys into our anti cootie suits"

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