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What is Lithuanian?
When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period. You dip your dick in, pull out and sign your name on her forehead in cursive.
I gave my wife a Lithuanian Dipstick last night.
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Lithuanian - video
Lithuanian - what is it?
When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".
Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.
What does "Lithuanian" mean?
When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis
Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean
Lithuanian - what does it mean?
2 people/opposing sides can "declare" a Lithuanian Fight. That means that each person gets as many of his friends as he/she can get to come in the "declared" time and the "declared" place. This has to be an agreement.
Then the two sides fight, most aren't serious. People join out of fun, NOT loyalty. Since the numbers of people coming greatly varies, (usually from 5-40 people) it usually ends in the outnumbered group admitting defeat, or having the outnumbered group flee.
It's improper to bring deadly weapons, like knives, or guns. If any, they can bring brass knuckles and rocks.
Person 1- "why are you hiding in my house?"
Person 2- "Well my friend declared a LITHUANIAN FIGHT, i didn't have anything to do tonight so i decided to join him. We had over 20 strong guys with us. We came to the park, and we saw only 10 of them standing there, so we charged them, but they had 40 more people hiding in the bushes! We ran like hell. Half of them were just chicks, but there were too many of them, and it would be dumb to stop. They were chucking rocks at us! The cops came and they scattered too. They were laughed the whole time. I enjoyed it too.
Lithuanian - meaning
Crazy people who drink vodka till they pass out, then wake up and continue on drinking.
Those lithuanians wer doin vodka the lithuanian way.
Lithuanian - definition
Hey, dude, where are all the lithuanians?
Mostly in Ireland, or on the basketball court.
Lithuanian - slang
A Northern European language that sounds like if a Latvian got their vocal chords ripped out then got a transplant from a Russian person who was drunk
Lithuanian low-key dosent make any sense
Lithuanian
The language spoken in Lithuania, it is one of the 2 surviving Baltic languages. Lithuanian is known for being very hard to learn, with 7 cases, and in some dialects even 9 or more.
-That guy speaks Lithuanian
-How many decades was he learning it?!
Lithuanian
Someone who has sex with somebody else
"Are you Lithuanian?"
"Stop asking me that"
Lithuanian
Lithuanians are from Lithuania...
So is my grandfather.