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What is Lithuania?
a homophobic, transmofobic, racist country somewhere in Europe. people here are stuck in 1950s if not earlier.
here in lithuania we love Ε‘aΕ‘lykai, cepekai, Ε‘altibarsΔiai and the best one - adidas marozai.
people here are grumpy and mad.
it rains here a lot, thats why it's named Lietuva (lietus-va as in rain-here)
we are trying our hardest to grow our gen z to not be as disrespectful as the rest of the people.
it's a really beautiful country tho.. you should visit vilnius old town or our forests (when the panini is over)
-ahh im so proud to be lithuanian
*sarcasm*
-yeah i live in lithuania
-bad for you
Lithuania - meme gif
Lithuania - video
Lithuania - what is it?
Lithuania is a country located in Northern Europe and is surrounded by Latvia to the North, Poland to the South, Belarus to the East and Russia (Kaliningrad) to the West. This country loves basketball so much that even 1 month old babies can learn/play. Not only that, this country has one of the highest suicide rates in Europe and it was fucked by Poland during the PLCW
People from Lithuania are good at basketball!
What does "Lithuania" mean?
Small country in eastern europe that was like all the slavic countries occupied by the soviets. They gained their independance and now proceed to hate Russia along with the rest of eastern europe. Very nice country with educated people and a crazy murder rate.
Lithuania dislikes Russia for legitimate reasons.
Lithuania - what does it mean?
see Kadzis; Best country in the world; NOT located in Africa (actually located closer to Russia in the slavic region)
shlava hogan majur tonzaniou
Lithuania - meaning
Lithuania is a beautiful country and its surounded by water, latvia, belarus, russia and poland.
David: Hey did you ever go to lithuania
Carl: No, why
David: Because its awesome
Lithuania - definition
An ex-soviet state who hate Russia and will kick your ass in basketball. Also, they drink so much their digestive systems acid turns into mead. Don't fuck around with a Lithuanian. They are SUPER patriotic.
Person 1: Who the hell is that guy shooting half-courts whilst drinking beer!?
Person 2: He's Lithuanian.
Lithuania - slang
You can find this pretty country in the centre of Europe. Lithuania is famous for making very delicious beer, hot girls and good basketball team.Although there are much more famous things but these 3 are the most important ones.
Lithuanians should thank for some nations (for example: for SSRS, Poland) for the breaking own Lithuanian's past.
The language of Lithuania is established as one of the most euphonious in the world.
Capital - Vilnius
English: I love you Lithuania, my Motherland!
The same in Lithuanian: As tave myliu Lietuva, Tevyne mano!
Lithuania
The country were a 4 year old can beat your ass in basketball. They drink so much that they jump of a bridge..
Wtf how is he so good at basketball,
Ah he is probably from Lithuania
Lithuania
Most beautiful part of Eastern Europe; home to some of the world's finest basketball players as well as some of the world's most beautiful women.
The nation with the oldest surviving Indo-European language...Lietuva! Naturally!
Lithuania
Lithuania is a small plot of land at the Baltic Sea. The whole west fringe of the country (appr. 100 km) is occupied by the amber coastline with marvelous beaches of white sand. Clean waters of Sesupe, Dubysa, Nevezis and Nemunas flow. Sometimes Lithuania is called the Nemunas land due to the great love Lithuanians have to the river Nemunas.
For the first time Lithuania was mentioned in 1009 in Qedlinburg annals. The Lithuania as a state emerged in early XIIIth century after the union of the main lands. Mindaugas became the Grand Duke of Lithuania at about 1240. At the end of XIVth - and the beginnning of the XV century Lithuania became one of the most powerful states in the Eastern Europe. Almost for the whole two centuries German crusaders invaded the pagan state, though Lithuania was not conquered. Lithuanians fougth bravely for their state and religion. They built castles which are admired even today for their defensive construction. In 1410 united armies of Great Dutchty of Lithunia and Poland inflicted a severe defeat to the Teutonic Knights in defence of their liberty. At the same time the Great Dutchty of Lithuania stood in the way of the attacks of the Mongols-Tatars into the West and helped the Eastern European nations to figth against the Golden Horde. In 1569 the Union of Liublin, sealed the Poland-Lithuania Union into a Commonwealth (Rzecspospolita), while later in the XVIIth century Lithuania became one of its three provinces. After partitioning of the Commmonwealth in 1795, Lithuania was incorporated into Russia. For more than one century Lithuania fought against tsarist oppresion. Only on February 16, 1918 Lithuania proclaimed the act of independence and restoration of statehood. Soon afterwards the independent state of Lithuania was recognized by the largest states of the world and Europe. Lithuania established diplomatic relations with many of them. Only 22 years were allowed for the independent state of Lithuania. In 1940 the Soviet Union occupied Lithuania. The occupants subjugated the nation's liberty and existence. The Lithuania nation fought bravely against the occupants for their independence, although they were outnumbered. The desire for independence was not subdued by the fifty-year occupation. Alongside with dissolution of the Soviet Union, the last colonial empire of the world, on March 11, 1990 Lithuania proclaimed its restoration of statehood. Diplomatic relations were renewed with many of the world's countries The old clock of the Cathedral tower strikes the hours counting the time of freedom. Every morning the sounds of this clock are transmitted by radio. A New day begins. One should mention the Lithuanian scientists, architects and restorers, who returned to life a number of historical and architectural monuments, especialy in the Old Town district of Vilnius - the largest in the Eastern Europe. Lithuania has 14 schools of higher learning and among them the oldest University in the East Europe - the Vilnius University, founded in 1579. Lithuania Language is important for those who study origin of languages. It differs from other modern Indo-European languages for its archaism. A large Centre of Baltic philology is established in Vilnius and the Lithuanian language is taught in many countries of the world.
Lithuania participates in many exibitions all over the world. We try to show what we manufacture and create not only to ourselves but to others as well. Though the best way to feel the lifestyle of Lithuania is to visit it....
That's a little example of Lithuanian language:
1st person: paziurek i ta pupa!!!!!
The other one: apie ja net negalvok - grazios amerikietes vaikinu bijo kaip velnio!!! ;D