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What is smegma?
The infected, greasy, stanky, clumpped-up, egg yolk colored, residukes from having foreskin and not being cleaned on a regular basis is called SMEGMA.
Jose, after working in the fields and having sex with two fat burrito makers, had to wipe the smegma off his penis head b/c the rank stank knocked out 2 other fruit workers. Also, stuff that hookers eat at buffets.
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smegma - video
Smegma - what is it?
the best reason yet to get a circumcision
Susan said, "Do I have smegma on my teeth?"
What does "smegma" mean?
build up of dried chedda behind the foreskin
hey man, e 2 tha c has smegma
Smegma - what does it mean?
A formidable cheese-like residue that builds up between the foreskin and the penis resulting from lack of personal hygiene around the groinal crotchable area.
Side note: While smegma may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese, ball sweat smells like mayonnaise!
Smegma may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cuz I'd never eat the mutha' fucka'.
Smegma - meaning
Polite term for dick cheese. Comes in several varieties, the worst being the dark yellow
Another boring day at work - nothing better to do than scrape smegma off my bell end
- from the Diary of Tony Blair (PM)
Smegma - definition
A foul-smelling, cheese-like, sabacious secretion that collects under the foreskin or around the clitoris.
In other words, twat rot.
I would've banged out Kelly - bitch had bad smegma.
Smegma - slang
Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean
: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of desquamated epidermal cells and sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.
"And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese if you're not
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show, 4/11/00
Smegma
"Would you care for a slice of bread and smegma?"
Smegma
An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.
Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?
Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?
Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
Smegma
Buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis
yuck...check out all the Smegma underneath my foreskin...DUUUUUUUUUDE!