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What is Land Shark?
A Virginia Beach Budweiser sales rep who preys on female vacationers, getting them drunk on the alcoholic beverage of the same name in hopes of hooking up later.
Female 1: That beer rep keeps giving us free drinks.
Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.
Land Shark - video
Land Shark - what is it?
Commonly referred to as a player of Call of Duty or other "FPS" game who upon seeing an enemy go from completely standing to fully prone.
Their whole fucking team is a bunch of land sharks.
What does "Land Shark" mean?
One of 360 species of sharks, the Land Shark is a member of the Carcharinformes order (ground shark). Characterized by a sliding flap that covers eyes;
2 dorsal fins; 5 gill slits; no fin spines, commonly found in the west coast of North America, east coast of South America, northeast Atlantic,South Africa, southern Australia, and New Zealand; reproduction via eggcase, a single litter can have up to 52 pups that are laid at the water line at high tide. At low tide the pups are left to hatch and find their way to water. Hence the common name 'Land Shark'.
Uses meat, fin soup, and liver oil
Anal fin yes
Interesting Things land sharks are very shy
Number of Gills 5 gills
Coloring dark speckled grey on top, shaded grey on bottom
prey on small fish, squid and jellyfish
see Carcharinformes and search for Land Shark
Land Shark - what does it mean?
A race car that circles it's pray before killing it at the line.
try him he like bate... red cars taste best
Land Shark it eats it's pray on the starting line and burps it out at the finish line.
Takes as many victims as it can on race days
A race car that is deadly on every run
Land Shark - meaning
One who viciously pursues female prey without fail at any cost.
Fred is the biggest Land Shark I've ever known, look at that tramp he's leaving with!
Land Shark - definition
A Land Shark is a common term used within Policing in the UK regarding General Purpose Police Dogs.
Let the Land Shark out, see if they can find them.
Watch out, I've let a land shark loose.
Land Shark - slang
To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.
The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.
That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!
Land Shark
Anyone who rocks the popped collar, typically seen worn by Guidos and DoucheBags wearing Pink Abercrombie shirts.
Look at the 2 Land Sharks that just came in, I cant believe they think The Blowout is still cool. (WOW, thats alot of self Tanner)
Land Shark
The game of shark-biting continued on land. The objective is to pinch a persons ass, mimicking a small shark bite. The 'biter' screams Land Shark!
Drinking rules can be used. Every time someone landsharks another person, both of them have to take a drink.
(pinch) "LANDSHARK!" That was a nice land shark. I got all of that one.
Land Shark
n. A male that preys on young drunk girls at bars. Known for singling out the drunkest and most vulnerable girls and is excellent at manipulating the situation to take advantage of the woman while they are highly intoxicated.
(While sitting at a bar) "Yo, look at the land shark over their prowling after that wasted chick!"
"Looks like the land shark has attacked, but it turns out she wasn't drunk enough for him to succeed."
"Which one of you wants to fuck this land shark up first for scumming up this tavern?"