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What is Police?
A professional asshole. Often found eating donuts and inflicting misery upon others.
Cannot even entertain the idea that he/she could be wrong about something. In their minds, they are infallible.
Someone who hates fun.
I accidentally ran a stop sign today, and of course the asshole police were right there to give me a ticket. $400 and higher insurance for a single mistake, thanks popo.
Dude, there was a knife fight in the hall of my apartment. Took the popo 45 minutes to get there. Probably because they wouldn't be able to write anyone tickets, so it wasn't a priority.
Fuck the police.
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Police - what is it?
A group of people who enforce mostly stupid rules.
The police are mother fuckers.
What does "Police" mean?
People who are members of law enforcement. Most commonly known as the "protectors of society", they drive around giving people tickets for going 5 miles above the speed limit. They work for the government and no one else. They don't care about regular people.
They are also infamous for not giving two fucks about civil rights and tricking individuals into thinking they have no rights in a police confrontation (ex. telling a minor they have no rights because they're young, while they actually do.)
The "pig" stereotype came from their pushy, pissed off, bossy attitude. Also came from infamous cases of police misconduct. They are also called "pigs" for being arrogant and thinking of themselves as a gift to society, while a lot of people think the exact opposite.
The only difference between the Police and gangs are the badge.
Police: "We're here to help."
Rioters: "BULLSHIT!"
Police - what does it mean?
Revenue collectors
Damn it, I'm getting pulled over again, guess the county needs more money, stupid police.
Police - meaning
1. People no one likes because they are usually arrogant about being some kind of badass.
2. People who are SUPPOSED to catch criminals, but usually are too busy giving tickets to people for playing their stereo too loud near the old folks home.
2. Someone You talk shit about unless you need some help from them.
"Man, fuck da police nigga, they stole my weed that I stole from that white bitch. OH FUCK! Someone stole my dubs! I betta call the Police!"
Police - definition
A unit which is active in multiple nations across the world. Training in forms of law enforcement which include; handling critical situations, traffic enforcement, locating persons, deployment of firearms, EVO ( Emergency Vehicle Operation ).
Some people do not respect these individuals, usually due to a bad experience.
Police Officers are usually seen most active in Traffic Enforcement as this is their prime link to the public.
"The Police arrested an individual at the local bar last night after he was found to be in possession of a drug which had been found illegal by the U.S. Supreme Court."
Police - slang
A group of people sworn to uphold the law. Unfortunately the only way to be a truly honest member of the police is to know nothing about fellow police.
Joe felt he was an honest policeman, even though he knew:
Officer X was protecting two drug houses
Officer Y has sex in his cruiser.
Officer Z said he was patrolling and was really at his house playing Xbox.
Officer Z also kept a sack of weed and .357 magnum he found in a suspects car.
Joe said he is honest. One has to wonder if Joe know he would have been fired for failing to reporting 1% of what he has seen in the private sector.
Joe is with the police. He told me he is honest. Then again he never reported witnessing Officer X planting evidence five times. By his on admissions half the department is shady.
Police
A honorable calling which is thankless and low paying. Also, a job dealing with the ignorant, the drunk and the stupid. Usually spending long nights away from family dealing with donut jokes from people who have no clue, getting spit on and disrespected while wasting time on charges that will be dismissed anyway by a chickenshit DA in a pinstripe suit the following month. Originally From the latin, "beatemus et releasus" (beat and release).
I don't know why I'm the police, I should have been a firefigher.
Police
A person whose job it is to enforce the laws passed down by the government. As in any job, there are good and bad police officers. Often sworn at for issuing speeding tickets by the ignorant who fail to realize that more people die in automobile accidents each year than in weapon violence; usually speed is a factor. Usually thankless job, until someone finds themselves needing the police, at which point attitudes often change.
The police issued a ticket to the businessman for doing 100 in a 40 zone.
Police
The people you run from.
OH SHIT ITS THE POLICE!