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What is Tanner?
Fucks like a tiger. Ravenous sexual appetite. Everytime he comes he produces a quart. Makes every woman he sleeps with him sex slave forever.
Wow last night i had sex with a tanner. My room was soaked!
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Tanner - what is it?
A great wonderful person whom is caring lovable...and ladies man....lol
Wow i want a Tanner like that!
whoa he is so awesome and just a great lovable person with a great grl.
What does "Tanner" mean?
An amazing guy who is EXTREMELY gorgeous. Usually, tall, blonde and oh so very handsome. Blue eyes that are clearer than the clearest blue sky. Strong, muscular, smart and also a super fine football player. Has a super duper sexy voice. Who has AMAZING genes because apparently "attractive" runs in the family.
Person 1- OH MY GOODNESS TANNER IS WALKING THIS WAY!
Person 2- Let's just play it cool.
Person 3- DOES MY HAIR LOOK OKAY?!
Person 1- DAMMMNNN HES GORGEOUS
Person 2- Shut up!!!
Persons 1, 2 and 3- Hi tanner:)))
Tanner- Hey
Tanner - what does it mean?
The most fucking spectacular person in the damn universe, generally very tall, sexy, & smart. Sometimes they are zombrees.
Bob: Wow Tanner is so awesome!
Bill: Yeah, I know, i wish i was as cool as him
Bob: me to
Tanner - meaning
An amazing person. Someone who you can always talk to, and who you can trust immediatly. Someone who has a country accent, and makes you get butterflies every time you see him. A Tanner is someone who is willing to do anything for his friends, or his girlfriend, and always has the urge to flirt with you, in a romantic cute way. :)
A Tanner is also someone, who is incredibly tall, and handsome, most girls have little crushes on him, and are envious of the girl he chose to be his girlfriend. A Tanner will text you, "I love you" first thing in the morning, and a Tanner is someone you deffinantly want to meet in your lifetime. :)
Girl: Whos that guy you were walking with, is it Tanner?
Girl 2: Yes, he is my Tanner. :)
Tanner - definition
Someone who can brighten your day when you believe the sun will not shine. He can make you laugh at stuff you never found funny. He has the cutest face, and his facial expressions make you want to smile even when your too tired to. Great musician, nice, and has a great heart, usually loses his way due to heartache, but will eventually find his way back, because a man that great can not go to waste.
Have you seen Tanner today?
Yes, that is why I am smiling!
Deportes!
Tanner - slang
One hot mother fucker, messy hair and a jawline that’ll cut diamonds. Type of guy to get any girl to fall in love with him without even trying. Is really good at sports.
Friend: “hey do you see that guy over there? He’s so fucking hot
Other Friend: “ He’s definitely a Tanner”
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A Tanner is a man of great magnitude, comparable to the gods themselves. He never ceases to amazing those around him. If there was a book written about his life, it would be split into two sections; before you read his book and after, it’s that life changing. If that book were to go to audio tape, Morgan Freeman would be required to be the narrator. On a scale of one to ten, he is easily a certified twenty. P Diddy wakes up feeling like him. I assure you he is extremely better looking than Mick Jagger, yet he never gets kicked to the curb. Oh, and his moves are far more superior. He has to keep a fence around his house at all times, because no matter what he is making in the kitchen, people all around try to get in his yard, and trust me, it is better than yours. He has a ranch full of baby panda bears, ligers, and humpback whales that he is teaching to perform Hamlet. His intelligence surpasses that of Socrates, Einstein, and Steven Hawking combined. His writing is as elegant as Shakespeare, but as pleasing as Dr. Seuss. If given the choice between eternal happiness and a Krispy Kreme doughnut, he’d take the doughnut because it’s something he doesn’t already have. If his life were a movie, Spielberg, Bay, and Lucas would all direct it. He is often called Superman. Not because he is super humanly strong (though he is very strong) or can fly, but because Kryptonite is his only weakness. If there were one word to describe Tanner, it would be ‘Scrumtrulescent’.
No example will do Tanner justice.
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Tanner is the guy anyone can find attractive , mainly because of his unique personality. Hes so sweet, tall, usually found to have brown or blonde hair and has a soft spot with certain people, but he also can get angry and upset easily so watch out. He can be a player at times but he wont if hes with the one he wants
Girl 1: who is that tall brunette guy? hes so nice!
Girl 2: oh him? thats Tanner
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Tanner has a huge heart for everyone. Tanner has very few friends. He’s the guy who always keeps his head up, but has been pushed down so many times by others that he has a drive like no other. Nobody appreciates him. He’s always been rejected. This made him think he wasn’t good enough. It’s why he got extremely good at everything. Its hard to get Tanner to dislike you. Tanner appreciates everything. He is probably the most attractive person I’ve ever met. He has a perfect body. He is also good at every single sport. He is incredibly fast and has superhuman strength. Tanner is the TOUGHEST person I’ve ever met. Though Tanner hates fighting. If you try to fight him he will destroy you. You will find him practicing for a sport or working out. He will still drop everything for the ones he loves. He has gone through a lot. If you hear someone hate on Tanner it’s probably a lie because he doesn’t have much about him to hate on. He is a freaking genius. He will say things that you think about and remember forever. He knows tons. He’s surprisingly one of the wisest people you’ll meet. He knows lots about everything. He has a lot bringing him down. He’s gotten strong enough to live life and help everyone else first with the knives in his back and the weight stacked. If Tanner shows sadness somethings seriously wrong. He will smile at you with a tear in his eye so you don’t cry. Tanner is great give him a chance.
“Aww, Tanner is so good with little kids.”
“Why does it seem like Tanner is always happy?”
“How in the world does Tanner know all this?”
“Wait Tanner is good at singing too!?!”