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What is TANNER?Someone who can brighten your day when you believe the sun will not shine. He can make you laugh at stuff you never found funny. He has the cutest face, and his facial expressions make you want to smile even when your too tired to. Great musician, nice, and has a great heart, usually loses his way due to heartache, but will eventually find his way back, because a man that great can not go to waste. Have you seen Tanner today? TANNER - meme gifTANNER - videoTANNER - what is it?Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain. Oh, yeah, he recently converted to Tannerism- that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style. What does "TANNER" mean?he's the shit. he's the best friend that everyone should have. you can trust him with absolutely anything. he knows even the darkest secrets you have. he jokes about them in front of everyone but never lets anyone know that they are about you. he's very good at keeping secrets and promises. he's the person you call when you have a problem, when your bored, when you want to party, or when you need that person who will listen. he'll listen for hours even if you call at 3 in the morning. if you ever got hurt, he'd be the one to call and would drive 200mph if he could to get to wear you are. he's amazing. everyone needs a tanner in order be whole. TANNER - what does it mean?Very intelligent, smart, cute and full of positive thoughts! Sometimes stubborn but always keeps a smile on your face Anyone who gets to know a tanner will fall in love with his image and personality. TANNER - meaningOne hot mother fucker, messy hair and a jawline thatโll cut diamonds. Type of guy to get any girl to fall in love with him without even trying. Is really good at sports. Friend: โhey do you see that guy over there? Heโs so fucking hot TANNER - definitionA Tanner is a man of great magnitude, comparable to the gods themselves. He never ceases to amazing those around him. If there was a book written about his life, it would be split into two sections; before you read his book and after, itโs that life changing. If that book were to go to audio tape, Morgan Freeman would be required to be the narrator. On a scale of one to ten, he is easily a certified twenty. P Diddy wakes up feeling like him. I assure you he is extremely better looking than Mick Jagger, yet he never gets kicked to the curb. Oh, and his moves are far more superior. He has to keep a fence around his house at all times, because no matter what he is making in the kitchen, people all around try to get in his yard, and trust me, it is better than yours. He has a ranch full of baby panda bears, ligers, and humpback whales that he is teaching to perform Hamlet. His intelligence surpasses that of Socrates, Einstein, and Steven Hawking combined. His writing is as elegant as Shakespeare, but as pleasing as Dr. Seuss. If given the choice between eternal happiness and a Krispy Kreme doughnut, heโd take the doughnut because itโs something he doesnโt already have. If his life were a movie, Spielberg, Bay, and Lucas would all direct it. He is often called Superman. Not because he is super humanly strong (though he is very strong) or can fly, but because Kryptonite is his only weakness. If there were one word to describe Tanner, it would be โScrumtrulescentโ. No example will do Tanner justice. TANNER - slangTanner is the guy anyone can find attractive , mainly because of his unique personality. Hes so sweet, tall, usually found to have brown or blonde hair and has a soft spot with certain people, but he also can get angry and upset easily so watch out. He can be a player at times but he wont if hes with the one he wants Girl 1: who is that tall brunette guy? hes so nice! TANNERTanner has a huge heart for everyone. Tanner has very few friends. Heโs the guy who always keeps his head up, but has been pushed down so many times by others that he has a drive like no other. Nobody appreciates him. Heโs always been rejected. This made him think he wasnโt good enough. Itโs why he got extremely good at everything. Its hard to get Tanner to dislike you. Tanner appreciates everything. He is probably the most attractive person Iโve ever met. He has a perfect body. He is also good at every single sport. He is incredibly fast and has superhuman strength. Tanner is the TOUGHEST person Iโve ever met. Though Tanner hates fighting. If you try to fight him he will destroy you. You will find him practicing for a sport or working out. He will still drop everything for the ones he loves. He has gone through a lot. If you hear someone hate on Tanner itโs probably a lie because he doesnโt have much about him to hate on. He is a freaking genius. He will say things that you think about and remember forever. He knows tons. Heโs surprisingly one of the wisest people youโll meet. He knows lots about everything. He has a lot bringing him down. Heโs gotten strong enough to live life and help everyone else first with the knives in his back and the weight stacked. If Tanner shows sadness somethings seriously wrong. He will smile at you with a tear in his eye so you donโt cry. Tanner is great give him a chance. โAww, Tanner is so good with little kids.โ TANNERTo do nothing constructive. Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man." TANNERTannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain. Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style. |
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