What is Spielberg?

When actors stand around with their mouths open and watch whatever stupid effect Spielberg throws at the audience in lieu of actually writing a story.

See Always, Close Encounters, War of the Worlds, E.T. etc etc etc.

When a Tripod emerges from the street you'd think the crowd would scatter but they just go Spielberg until the death rays start spitting.

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Spielberg - what is it?

The all too frequent moment in a Spielberg movie when the story begins to defy common sense and logic. This is all done on purpose for what Spielberg hopes is the excitement of the film, which will cause you to overlook glaring errors and obvious inconsistancies.

Jurassic park 2: As the dinosaur runs amok in what a character states are "the wee small hours of the morning," we find a videostore open and full of customers, a city bus on it's usual 2 am route, and scores of people walking and driving around, visiting numerous open businesses! This is a small example of just one Spielberg moment that he hopes you will not pay much attention to. After all it would be dull to have a dinosaur running around stores that are all closed up and sreets that are are relatively empty!

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What does "Spielberg" mean?

To release several loud and satisfactorily sounding farts in a row

My homeboy was eating so much Chipotle that he released a Spielberg Chainqueef, unfortunately, no one was watching.

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Spielberg - what does it mean?

One of the most influential director/producers in history by helping create master pieces such as The Indiana Jones Series, Back to the Future, The Jurasic Park Set, E.T., All the 'Jaws' too.

Credited with two Best Director, Acadamy Awards for films: Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.

I watched The Terminal last night, it was really fucking good.

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Spielberg - meaning

Origin: Drunk pronounciation of "beer spiller."
Used at parties to embarrass a person who has spilled their drink.
Normally shouted by large groups with pointing involved.

"That girl just spilled her drink...."
"SPIELBERGGGGGGG!!!!"

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Spielberg - definition

to spielberg is to 1. take a pop at the Germans whenever possible; 2. remove all trace of non-American allies' involvement at D-Day; 3. to wear a crap baseball cap at every inappropriate opportunity; 4. indeed ruin a potentially good story with gallons of syrup; 5. turn suffering into period-porn (see Saving Private Ryan or Schindlers List)