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What is Call of Duty?The most overrated video game series of all time. When everyone talks about how awesome the new Call of Duty is, it makes me want to play it less than I did when I first heard about it. All the hype takes away from the actual experience. Just like losing your virginity. Call of Duty - videoCall of Duty - what is it?1. See overrated Person 1: Wanna play Call of Duty? What does "Call of Duty" mean?The most retarted game ever invented that causes teenagers and adult men to sit in front of the TV and yell at the other players who killed them. EX. Call of Duty - what does it mean?1. A silent call to enlist in the military Idiot: 1M4 G0 PL4Y C0D Call of Duty - meaningThe ultimate attractor of underaged 11 year olds. An epic campaign journey through Amurica where you kill the bad guy, and the developers throw in random story parts to make it seem like you are not ONLY killing the bad guy, even though you still are. The final "boss" is always about to kill you every time, but some miraculous detail saves you, such as: Slippy concrete, your friends ability to headlock, the bad guy being distracted by your friend who was just head locking him, your friend being nice enough to kill himself to help you kill the bad guy, the combination of the latter and water, your friend AGAIN, or your ability to miraculously catch 44. Magnum bulletsbeing thrown at you, and a convenient to the story mechanical arm. After you finish the same ending for the 14th time, dive into competitive multiplayer, where the 11 year olds have made their evil nests. Create your own load out for the next mission with cool weapons, gadgets, and perks. Meet the youtubers who devote their lives to this game, and can casually get the game ending 25 kill chain that makes you want to destroy your console, like lots of people do. (Seriously, go look up "Kid smashes Xbox on call of duty"). Then play the survival mode of the game, with either ZOMBIES, ALIENS, OR MORE ZOMBIES. Have fun. LAG CHANGES EVERYTHING. Yesterday on call of duty, a 2 year old cursed at me like 57 times! Call of Duty - definitionA game that used to be good, but then everyone in the world got it and ruined it Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was good for the first month, but then the noob invsasion of christmas 2009 came and blew it Call of Duty - slangFPS game. I miss those times when a sequel in Call of Duty wasn't the same over-used garbage from 2007. Call of DutyA shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000. *Player gets noobtubed* Call of DutyAn amazing way to keep your virginity Girl: Hey, you wanna come over? Call of DutyA game that makes people think that they are gun experts after playing. Person 1: "Look at this dude. It's an original AK47!" |
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