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What is Jumanji?
A word used to describe marijuana ; either as just the substance or the act of smoking.
Lets go smoke some jumanji. Wheres the Jumanji. Lets go play Jumanji
Jumanji - meme gif
Jumanji - video
Jumanji - what is it?
verb tr. - to take one's testicles and drum them upon another's face in a manner that could inspire a particular LARGE samurai.
noun - the performance of said act.
The last Mooderai stumbles upon an epiphany as he looks up from ye olde shogunate scrolls on the GHS library table and utters his realization, now manifest: "Jumanji...."
What does "Jumanji" mean?
Where Robin Williams lost all his hopes and aspirations.
R.I.P a legend
oh yeah taylor lautner is really in Jumanji right now
Jumanji - what does it mean?
a term used when one farts. It is said as soon as it happens as to warn the other people around you.
Cuan: Hey Jeff
Jeff: What Cuan?
Cuan: Jumanji
Jeff: DAMNIT MAN! We're in an elevator, I can't even leave now.
Jumanji - meaning
when somthing thats good happens as if fate wrote it or it was preordained to happen for the greater good of any givin situation.
Your watching a crappy movie and the hot girl loses her shit.....JUMANJI!
The ball goes in at the buzzer....JUMANJI!
You use a crappy pick up line fully expecting to be slapped and instead end up going home with her....JUMANJI!
You wake up the next morning and she turns out to be a cyote ugly and your roommates catch you and rag on you for weeks.....JUMANJI!
The dick from the bar is the one in the back of the cop car as your leaving at last call.... JUMANJI!
Jumanji - definition
Killer game. Spitting at bitches in a heroic fashion.
My man D-magic got that Jumanji. Yo, he pulled five bitches last night at the KA mixer and had a 6-way.
Jumanji - slang
Untamed and insolent Ukrainian female pubic hair.
"Yelena date-raped me even though I had a girlfriend. I figured as long as I was technically 'cheating', I might as well try to touch her clitoris. She pulled my hand away numerous times; an act I attribute solely to her JUMANJI shame.
Jumanji
When a man has so much pubic hair in his lower region that it could closely resemble a rain forest. The massive amounts of hair allow multiple species of diseases and certain crustaceans to thrive
Man 1- That dudes pubes are sticking out of his pants...
Man 2- I know, what a Jumanji.
Jumanji
A undebatable win.
You win the game.
Final answer/say in the matter.
(say there's a pair of black socks)
"Dude can you hand me those black socks?"
You mean these white socks?
"No, i mean those black socks."
They're white socks, jumanji.
"Fine, can you pleease hand me those supposedly 'whiiite' socks?"
*you have now made an obviously black pair of socks, white.*
Jumanji
A beer drinking lifestyle, not a game. When you join Jumanji, you join a group of party-goers who will only drink beer from their non-dominant hand. If a group member sees someone (that can possibly be in Jumanji) drink with their dominant hand, they should yell "Jumanji." When called out that person has to finish that entire beverage on the spot.
Some side rules:
Like I said before it's a lifestyle not a game, you cannot turn it on and off.
There are no "put it on my tab", or "I'll do it laters."
When the can/bottle touches their lips it's fair game.
If you are not in the club you cannot call Jumanji on other people.
If you decide to leave the club for whatever reason you will be branded a huge pussy.
Possible local rule:
Jumanji rebound- If the person you call out for example is left handed and you think he is right handed and he is drinking with his non-dominant hand, he can call you out and tell you to finish your beer.
If you do not follow the rules of Jumanji, you should have never joined the group in the first place.
Wow, Jim is so wasted, "look he's about to drink with his right hand. JUMANJI Jim!" Jim laughs and finishes his beer.