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What is Jack Johnson?
Another word for a talentless loser who's music will result in you hurting something or someone. This cheesy, boring, repetitive music is from a wave of crappy acoustic artists such as James Blunt.
*Challenge* Listen to a Jack Johnson album and pick out one song from another.
"Look at that prick, he's got no talent at all, what a fucking Jack Johnson"
Jack Johnson - video
Jack Johnson - what is it?
The code word for sex, used by men.
"Dude, last night i was with my girl and i got some Jack Johnson.
What does "Jack Johnson" mean?
Famous musician who has become a rorschach test for the music-listening world at large. If you dig Jack Johnson, you're either an unwashed ignorant member of the common sheepish folk, or deeply into weed in all it's forms. If you don't like his stuff, you're either into "good" music, hateful of relaxation, or aware of him selling out the good surfer name. It's all in interpretation really.
Example One:
Fan: "I like that new Jack Johnson album!"
Critic: "Why?"
Fan: "Because, it's, uh, relaxing...and, uh...uh...relaxing."
Critic:"Is that all? His music is miserable and generic. How can you enjoy absolute dung like his (I won't even say music because it degrades the very concept) 'surfer' sound?"
Fan: "Baaaa."
Critic: "I hate the new Jack Johnson album."
Fan: "Why?"
Critic: "Because it's cliche, simple, boring, without edge or real emotion, and lacks all good things I like in pop music."
Fan: "Here's what I think: Get off your high horse and try to understand his appeal to people. In this busy, hectic world he offers a break and release from the pressures of daily life, making people happy in the process, and if that's bad then sue me. Why don't you remove the stick of music snobbery from you-know-where and get a life?"
Critic: "You just criticized me. That's my job."
Jack Johnson - what does it mean?
Used to refer to one's fist, usually in a threat to punch someone in the face.
"If you want to throw down in fisticuffs I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary right here."
-- Anchorman
Jack Johnson - meaning
One of the greatest ass kickers of all time. He beat up his opponents with a smile and they loved him for it.
Black Jack Johnson, NYC...
Excuse me, he was from XGalvestonTexasX.
Jack Johnson - definition
Jack Johnson is a legendary boxer who fought not only opponents in the ring but also racial bigatry prominent in the United States in the early 20th century. He could not get white opponents to fight him so he would follow them around the world and taunt them. He died in a car accident. There is also a semi-talented singer who happens to share his name.
Jack Johnson would have fucked Muhammud Ali up!
Jack Johnson - slang
New-Age folk singer who writes charming songs that often make you feel good. Jack Johnson's great to listen to no matter what mood you're in.
Go listen to "Brushfire Fairytales" and his newest "In Between Dreams." You'll feel alot better.
Jack Johnson
singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.
'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'
Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson is an incredibly underrated person, not the Hawiian singer. Known from vine as "Jack and Jack" he is an uprising artist who is going to make it big one day.
Do you know who Jack Johnson is?
Nah you mean Jack Gilinsky.
Jack Johnson
A blonde haired rapper/singer who is 1/2 of Jack and Jack and is super dirty. Was once part of MagCon and has super cool friends including Jake Foushe Jack Gilinsky Nash Grier and Shawn Mendes. Also is a sex God
Girl 1: OMG HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED JACK AND JACKS NEW EP CALIBRASKA?
Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE