Your partner lies on his or her head in a head stand whilst spreading their ash cheeks, you squat over them with a turd slighting protruding form your anus. You then take turns exchanging the fecal matter between each otherβs anal cavities. In and out. In. And. Out.
The single greatest drinking game in the history of drinking games. The Decathlon of drinking games.
REQUIRES: 2 teams of 5. 1 pitcher. Beer. 10 quarters.
OBJECT: To get fucked up.
GAMEPLAY:
1. Pitcher is filled with beer and placed in the middle of a table between the 2 teams of 5. Teams and players take turns shooting quarters into the pitcher. First team to 5 quarters in wins.
2. Either the winning team selects or the losing team designates an "Anchorman". The losing team must finish the entire pitcher of beer - each player gets one chug, then passes to the next player. The Anchorman goes last, and must finish whatever the 4 other players on his/her team do not drink.
3. "SEND IT BACK": Alternatively, the Anchorman can volunteer to go first - and if the Anchorman chugs the entire pitcher on his/her own, the pitcher is then refilled with beer and is sent back to the other team - who similarly must select/designate an Anchorman and finish the pitcher.
PLAY CONTINUES UNTIL: Everyone is too fucked up to continue or some hot girls arrive and want to play "I never"
Anchorman is the decathlon of drinking games: The game combines quarters skill, chugging ability, tolerance and stamina, and general ballsiness all in one.
Anchorman was the preferred drinking game at Duke University in the early-to-mid 1990's.
Gen Xer: Dude lets play some Anchorman (the drinking game)
Millenial: OK I'll be Ron Burgundy
Gen Xer: No the drinking game not the movie
Millenial: OK we'll drink every time Champ and Brick....
Gen Xer: Forget it, I'll just play by myself - got any Natty Light?
Millenial: Is that a new sour IPA?
(Gen Xer proceeds to kick the Millenial's ass, ties him up with his braided leather belt, then puts on Dave Matthews to chill out...)
Josh: Wow, Nielsen ratings for these TV shows aren't so good these days.
Jason: Yeah, ratings are down. Plus they dont' have factor in people who record it on TiVo...
...And they don't factor in people with two television sets...and and things of that..nature.
QUIT HIDING BEHIND THOSE PHONEY NUMBERS, BURGUNDY!
Josh: Way to take what I said and Anchormanize it.
really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-lovinganchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.