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What is IXL?
a stupid website made by a braindead person (aka: paul mishkin) which causes 100% of all suicides. It is the leading death of children 6 and up. It rigs everything from questions to point system
Kid 1: goes to school
Kid 2: hey, why are you bald?
Kid 1: I was doing IXL
Kid 2: Oh yeah, Paul Mishkin is a bitch
IXL - meme gif
IXL - video
IXL - what is it?
Hell and cancer having a child during math class
my son killed himself because of fucking ixl
What does "IXL" mean?
this fucking website destroyed my grades saying you can touch cold fucking air like wtf. L got a fucking D-
Ixl got me grade grades.And it gave me a melted brain
IXL - what does it mean?
A website that teacher and school district use to torture their students to the point, that they throw their computers out the window,cuss, pull out their hair, and break things.
(The smart score is rigged against students)
Person one: Why do you have a huge bald spot and no computer?
Person two: I did IXL and it sucks
IXL - meaning
A hellhole website that is torture for children, you lose a shit load of points if you get a question wrong and you get very little points when you get a question right. You are forced to deal with a smartscore and a timer which is just gonna make kids even more stressed out. The explanations when you answer a question wrong are bullshit and don't give understanding information. I swear IXL has a bunch of trick questions, moral of the story is, IXL is bullshit and is bad for children, it doesn't teach you anything and all it does is make you stressed out. IXL should be called IXHell.
P.S. do not be fouled by the innocent website cover, they used that as a scare-tactic to get you to use the program thinking it's an innocent and easy website.
"Oh dude, what happend to your computer?!"
"Oh um, it was IXL."
"Ohhhh, makes perfect sense."
IXL - definition
"Do your IXLs"
-Dumb ass teacher
IXL - slang
The worst K-12 learning website to ever exist. It’s a site where kids get mad over losing points getting incorrect answers. Many kids that have to do IXL are depressed, and sometimes even suicidal. IXL is known to make many kids raged at the computer, and sometimes even break them.
Kid: I broke my computer yesterday, and my parents grounded me for breaking it.
Kid #2: What happened?
Kid: I was doing IXL.
Kid #2: Oh yeah, that. I nearly broke my computer as well.
College Student: I’m glad I don’t have to do IXL in college. Things are much better for me nowadays.
Senior: You’re lucky, but I still have another year of IXL. Just one more year of hell.
Junior: I got two years left which is even worse.
Sophomore: Three for me unfortunately.
Freshman: I just started high school, and I can’t believe I got four years of IXL hell.
Eight Grader: Wait, there’s IXL in high school!? WTF!?
Seventh Grader: The hell!? That’s even worse!
IXL
Stupid ass bitch ass website that causes more deaths than anything in the world. Apparently in the App Store it has good ratings but we need to stop that. If u are on apple go there and give it a thumbs down. Plz no one likes that website and teachers do. We need to REBELL
Do you know that that dumbass website called IXL has more deaths than anything in the world
It causes Eye Ligma
A lot of kids suicide from that shit
IXL
(Noun) A "Educational Learning Program" that makes you want to throw your Dell laptop out the window.
What happened to your laptop?
I was doing IXL.
Oh...
IXL
A stupid ass website that teachers assign tostudent to make them depressed, stressed, and want to die. For some reason they keep assigning it even though everyone complains about it.
Teacher (walking up to the gates of hell): Why am I in hell Satan, I thought I was a good person?
Satan (pulling a blue raspberry lollipop out of his mouth): bitch you assigned IXL you’re more like Satan than me. *throws devil horns to teacher* Thanks for stealing my job bitch, enjoy.