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What is Hummus?
Some sort of dip that looks like barf and literally tastes like the scent that whites, blacks, and some India Indians give off. You know, that onion smelling odor.
I tried some hummus with tortilla chips at the dining hall. I immediately gagged because the taste reminded me of when this onion smelling dude sat by me on the bus. Like come on. Put on some deodorant and cologne at least.
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Hummus - video
Hummus - what is it?
Mashed chickpeas seasoned with lemon, pepper, and salt. It is usually served with vegetables, pretzel chips, and pita. Occasionally it is used as a face mask. The ingredients in hummus can vary as they come in a variety of flavors. Rich people eat this sh*t. In addition, hummus has the consistency of diarrhea. Enjoy!
In a lunch room:
Poor kid that shops at Dollar Tree: βSon! Who tf took a dump in yo lunch bag?!?!β
Rich kid: βMy mother. And itβs called Hummus.β
What does "Hummus" mean?
a sexual desire by both men and women, females describing it as hummus, where as men describe it as hummas. It is classified in three seperate divisions, the first being extremely good hummus, the second being sub-par hummus, and the third being sloppy hummus.
"dude.. hummus in the bathroom right now."
"yo, she won't give you hummus, your not worthy of it."
Hummus - what does it mean?
Hummus is a Levantine dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas or other beans, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, and garlic. It is popular in the Middle East and Mediterranean, as well as in Middle Eastern cuisine around the globe. Not to be confused with Hamas , a Palestinian Sunni-Islamist fundamentalist organisation.
I got hummus for lunch
Hummus - meaning
a diarrhea type substance that taste good with peta bread
you got any hummus so i can eat it off your ass?
Hummus - definition
that thing that your uncle put inside your niece when she was 2
guy 1 "hey have you seen my hummus?"
guy 2 "no but i think that your mom put it up her rectal crack"
guy 1 "bro your mom jokes arent funny"
guy 2 "its not a joke???"
mom "do you guys have any hummus?"
guy 1 "no"
guy 2 "i can give some ;)"
mom *( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)*
*guy 2 and mom go into bedroom*
mom "stick your carrot in to my vagane"
guy 2 "your vagane smells like hummus"
*sticks pee pee in vagane*
mom "UUH give me your HUMMUS UHH"
guy 2 "mmm im HUMMUSING"
guy 1 *walks in*
guy 1 *joins*
mom "SON?!?!"
guy 1 *sticks peen in her mouth*
guy 1 "IM GONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY HUMMUS"
mom "uhh your ween is so much bigger than your dads uhh"
guy 1 and guy 2 *simoustanely hummuses* "UUHHH"
mom "oh no.. theres is so much hummus ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)"
mom *licks the hummus up*
guy 1 and guy 2 "we're not done yet"
mom "what?"
guy 2 *takes moms shirt of revealing her massive melons*
mom "i dont want to do this anymore"
guy 2 *takes out shotgun* "if you dont your gonna die"
mom *cries*
guy 1 and guy 2 *sticks pee pees in mothers melons*
guy 1 and guy 2 *hummuses again*
mom "are you done yet?"
guy 1 and guy 2 "yes but theyre not"
*reveals all the boys*
all the boys (age 7-12) "WE HEARD YOU WANTED SOME HUMMUS"
mom "( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) just the way i like my boys ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)"
all the boys *stick wee wee's in side all holes*
THE END
Hummus - slang
Hummus is the lumpy residue that is farmed from under the folds of obese people.
Hey Tara, lift up your shirt so I can scoop out some hummus from under your back-flap. This cracker's too dry on its own.
Hummus
Josh:βI really want some hummus right now.β
Toby:βyou mean the dip?β
Josh:βno i mean gay sexβ¦maybe with you π€€β
Hummus
When u shit in ur girls mouth then nut, then u swirl it wit ur toes to make hummus for crackers at the nursing home
Dude I just hummused
Hummus
Hummus is a food that tastes good with Miniminter. Mostly behind a television.
"Ok good, now that Talia is gone we can suck off each other with hummus ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)