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What is Hamlet?
retarded colombian coffee maker that likes it in the rump and stutters like a jackass
Sam: Hey hamlet whats up?
Hamlet: n-n-nothin ju- ju- just makin s-s-some coffee y-y-y-you?
Sam:Lawl.
Hamlet - meme gif
Hamlet - video
Hamlet - what is it?
A shakespearean play about the character of the same name who attempts to avenge his father's death. It would be pretty good, if it were not written in freaking early modern english. It has since been made better, by being converted into an episode of The Simpsons. Written for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Taught by teachers, especially Mr. Newcombe, for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Not as good as it is purported to be.
To be, or not to be; that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep -
No more, and by sleep to say we end
the heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
Must give us pause.
What does "Hamlet" mean?
Having sex from behind using the top part of a womans butt. Like titty fucking but with the ass.
Yo that girls ass is bangin- i'd love to give her the Hamlet.
Hamlet - what does it mean?
originally the name of a shakespearan play. however, in recent times, a hamlet has adopted the meaning of a small ham sandwhich (i.e. more like hamlette just spelled hamlet)
I just got a hamlet from the deli.
Hamlet - meaning
Good morning, Ill take a hamlet with some OJ.
Hamlet - definition
A baby hamster under the age of about 3 months. Originates from the word "Piglet" : a baby pig.
Jon gave me a present! I got a hamlet and he's very sweet. He needs lots of care though, as he is only little x
Hamlet - slang
A small unit of ham, usually a leg, made from genetically altered dwarf pigs, the legs of which are about the same size as that of a chicken's. Eaten in Shakespearean times from suckling pigs, currently a booming market overseas, especially in China.
I love Hamlet (food)
I love Hamlet (book) too
(confusion)
Hamlet
1) verb. To deliberate incessantly about a course of action that will lead to the same conclusion in any case.
2) verb. To be or not to be.
3) noun. A small cottage.
1) Dude! stop hamleting. Whether you ask her out or not she's not gonna sleep with you.
2) S**t. He just pulled a hamlet.
3) I want to live in that hamlet
Hamlet
A strong, powerful creature in the RCU (Retarted Cinematic Universe).
Yo dude, I hear Hamlet finna mess up Thanos tomorrow.
Hamlet
Used when an action got social credit, but there was nothing behind it, either because of deception or luck.
Example 1: Jesse suggests to Billie that they should meet up tonight, even though Jesse secretly knows that Billie is busy and cannot meet. Jesse then *acts* (hence, 'Hamlet') very bummed, lamenting how on how much he misses Billie and that they should meet up already.
Example 2: Todd does not want to hang with David as planned, but reluctantly calls him to check where they are meeting up. David apologises profusely and explains that something has come up and he cannot meet. Todd, being and/or pulling a Hamlet, acts very disappointed and explains that he was so looking forward to it.
"HA! i really didn't wanna go out but i had a date with X setup so i called to cancel but before i could X said he/she was feeling a bit bad and wants to cancel, so i gave X shit about it and said how much i was looking forward to it. What a great Hamlet!