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What is present?Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint. The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead. present - meme gifpresent - videoPresent - what is it?A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting" Me: Hey, you presenting today? What does "present" mean?When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out. We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting. Present - what does it mean?the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack. teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow" Present - meaningShowing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner Omg that guy is certainly presenting, Present - definitionThe exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being- Present - slangThe act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory. She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body. Present1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money. 1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm. PresentSomething you give without any type of obligation. I am going to give a present to her. PresentA word with too many goddamn definitions. She's presently present, so I'll present my present. |
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