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What is Groundhog?
When a man/woman stops speaking to you for a long period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but texts or calls sporadically enough to keep you interested, before heading back underground for another "six weeks of winter".
I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like I'm just being groundhogged.
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Groundhog - what is it?
That nagging feeling of depression from living in a global pandemic, where every day is pretty much the same, and you can’t remember the last time something interesting happened.
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, feeling pretty groundhogged to be honest, what day is it even?
What does "Groundhog" mean?
The point of having to poop so bad that it starts peeking out of your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
I started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before pooping my pants.
Groundhog - what does it mean?
A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.
When a senior football player flirts with a freshman cheerleader, he is a groundhog.
Groundhog - meaning
Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.
"holy shit, i'm groundhogging. brb"
Groundhog - definition
Wet willy-ing someone after shoving your finger in your ass.
Ah man, Jillian shoved her finger up her snatch then wet-willied me so I shoved mine up my ass and Groundhogged her
Groundhog - slang
When your finger pops through the toilet paper
Pass me some Lysol wipes under the door. I just had a groundhog
Groundhog
An out of shape person who joins a gym or exercise class in early January as a New Year's resolution to lose weight. They give a half-hearted effort for a few weeks and by February 2nd ( Groundhog Day ) they haven't realized any loss of weight or size and become disenchanted and give up.
" It really sucks to go to the gym in January because of all the GROUNDHOGS in there using all the equipment and standing around talking crap. That's okay, because when February 2nd rolls around they still see their fat shadow and they get scared and run away from the gym and leave the rest of us in peace. "
Groundhog
Doing anal sex with someone while giving them a swirlie.
Dude did you hear he groundhoged her?
Yeah dude i guess her hair was wet all night.
Groundhog
A really fat person in Walmart who has sat down to look at a item on a bottom shelf and is blocking the whole isle. they usually cannot stand back up after sitting down
Dang, I need canned cereal, but I can't get to it because of this big groundhog in the way