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What is groundhog?
Doing anal sex with someone while giving them a swirlie.
Dude did you hear he groundhoged her?
Yeah dude i guess her hair was wet all night.
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Groundhog - what is it?
A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.
Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.
What does "groundhog" mean?
When a man/woman stops speaking to you for a long period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but texts or calls sporadically enough to keep you interested, before heading back underground for another "six weeks of winter".
I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like I'm just being groundhogged.
Groundhog - what does it mean?
A really fat person in Walmart who has sat down to look at a item on a bottom shelf and is blocking the whole isle. they usually cannot stand back up after sitting down
Dang, I need canned cereal, but I can't get to it because of this big groundhog in the way
Groundhog - meaning
That nagging feeling of depression from living in a global pandemic, where every day is pretty much the same, and you can’t remember the last time something interesting happened.
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, feeling pretty groundhogged to be honest, what day is it even?
Groundhog - definition
Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.
"holy shit, i'm groundhogging. brb"
Groundhog - slang
Similar to groundling but slightly ruder. Someone who can't fly.
I'd like to have started flight school at sixteen but my dad is too much of a groundhog.
Groundhog
A sexual act: Two partners stand back-to-back with asses touching. One of the people (usually the man) will then shit into the other person's ass (or into a girl's vagina). This is sometimes used for librication. Usually people do not continue shitting in the person's ass (or vagina) until they have an orgasm (although if it's "kinda hard" you could use it as an immitaion dildo), since that would take a lot of shit. It is usually just done as something to try. Named as a joke from the movie "Rat Race" when a woman had to shit and "it was poking out a little pit...like a groundhog". Also sometimes referd to as a gopher.
Guy: Dude, last night I was fucking this girl and I gave her a groundhog. It was funny as hell!
Groundhog
The point of having to poop so bad that it starts peeking out of your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
I started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before pooping my pants.
Groundhog
A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.
When a senior football player flirts with a freshman cheerleader, he is a groundhog.