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What is Ghost Turd?

When you have a dump and you don't have to wipe your arse

Man 1: wow, i just had a huge ghost turd!

man 2: Nice one.

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Ghost Turd - video


Ghost Turd - what is it?

To rush to the toilet thinking you had to poop

I thought I was going to crap my pants, but it was a ghost turd

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What does "Ghost Turd" mean?

also known as the turd from atlantis ,to past a shit out of your ass only to find there isn't one in the bottom of the karsi

I thought i had a shit but it must have been a ghost turd

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Ghost Turd - what does it mean?

dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning

dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds

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Ghost Turd - meaning

a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture

There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.

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Ghost Turd - definition

1. dust balls under your bed
2. dust bunnies

Jeez Mike, clean your room - just look at all those ghost turds under your bed!

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Ghost Turd - slang

When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.

James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!

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Ghost Turd

also known as the disappearing mud monkey, its when you let out a chocolate hotdog but look down later to discover a toilet with no turd in it.

holy crap, i just had my first ghost turd

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Ghost Turd

when you sit on the can and you can swear you're droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there's no sighn of it

oh, man, i just laid a ghost turd

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Ghost Turd

Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.

Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"

Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"

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