Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ghost turds?

also known as the turd from atlantis ,to past a shit out of your ass only to find there isn't one in the bottom of the karsi

I thought i had a shit but it must have been a ghost turd

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ghost turds - video


Ghost turds - what is it?

a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture

There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.

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What does "ghost turds" mean?

1. dust balls under your bed
2. dust bunnies

Jeez Mike, clean your room - just look at all those ghost turds under your bed!

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Ghost turds - what does it mean?

When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.

James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!

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Ghost turds - meaning

also known as the disappearing mud monkey, its when you let out a chocolate hotdog but look down later to discover a toilet with no turd in it.

holy crap, i just had my first ghost turd

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Ghost turds - definition

Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.

Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"

Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"

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Ghost turds - slang

when you sit on the can and you can swear you're droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there's no sighn of it

oh, man, i just laid a ghost turd

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Ghost turds

A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.

Yippio, yippiyay, ghost turds in the john.

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Ghost turds

Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.

Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!

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Ghost turds

dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning

dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds

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