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What is couches?
a mix between a cunt and a douche.
sally you are such a couche.
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Couches - what is it?
To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
What does "couches" mean?
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party
Couches - what does it mean?
In therapy; undergoing talk therapy with a mental heath professional, traditionally psychoanalysis.
Ben's been on the couch since he was 13, but he still hates his father.
Couches - meaning
A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.
Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.
Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.
You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.
I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.
I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.
I bought my dog a couch.
Couches - definition
Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.
Couches - slang
An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life
couches are total ass magnets
Couches
(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.
Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.
Couches
The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.
The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.
He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.
Couches
(location) Couches, a field with couches in it hidden from the road/removed from generally visibility. The perfect spot to smoke a bowl. Can also be a forested area, or anywhere outdoors. Usually transitory cause fuckers steal the couches or move them somewhere else.
Dude, where we going to smoke this shit?
The middle school again?
Fuck it, they have security cameras now. Let's go to couches.