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What is Funk?
When a man's wife gives him anal, while one male friend provides a blow job and another male friend feeds him a hamburger. This is generally accomplished while the receiving male (called A FUNK) is standing, to make room for both his wife to come from behind with her strap on and one male friend to be on his needs giving head in front. The friend feeding the hamburger can be anywhere.
My wife is always hanging out with her gay friends. They try to convert me but Im straight. They said I should try a funk, itll turn me. It was a little painful at first, but the feeling of the blow job and the tasty burger took my mind off the gaping hole my ass was becoming.
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Funk - what is it?
Another way to get away with saying the word "Fuck".
"Hey dude I funked your last night" or "What the funk are you doing".
What does "Funk" mean?
Funk is an alternative to tell someone that you're going to go somewhere and smoke some marijuana.
Often used to cover the real intention of the users actions.
"To funk or not to funk"
Phill: Hey Cam, I'm gonna go out and funk real quick.
Cam: Allready?!
Phill: You know how it is brudda, isolation is tough.
Funk - what does it mean?
A style of music emerging in the late 1960's blending soul, jazz and R&B, mostly played by African Americans at the time.
These days, most people mistake bands such as Red Hot Chili Peppers and Rage Against the Machine to be funk bands, when they are actually funk METAL bands. There is a lot of difference. These bands simply take the base styles and drum styles used in funk and incorporate them into metal.
REAL funk artists use pretty much the same lineup as a jazz group, which includes saxophones, trumpets, trombones, keyboards/pianos, drums, bass and sometimes guitar.
Examples of real funk artists are:
Herbie Hancock
James Brown
Stevie Wonder
Some great funk songs -
"Higher Ground" - Stevie Wonder
"Chameleon" - Herbie Hancock
"Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine" - James Brown
"Superstition" - Stevie Wonder
"Sly" - Herbie Hancock
Funk - meaning
Funk is that smell that's left over after sex.
Funk - definition
Living creature that is the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teets. Landed on Bootsy Collin's house. You can milk the funk. Lets you see around corners.
We can take the funk and make ourselves some tasty shakes.
Funk - slang
Usag and meaning varies.
1. Bad smell, odiferous, maloderous
2. Depressed state, moody
3. Musical movement/genre
1. Leaving a glass of milk on your windowsill for days on end will result in a distinct miasma, or Funk.
2. Feeling down in the dumps, sort of lazy, edgy or irritable, but without justifiable cause is referred to as being in a Funk.
3. Music speaks for itself- George Clinton & the P Funk All Stars...
Funk
An unfriendly altercation in the Bay Area. Funk means a problem is going to occur momentarily because two opposing groups have just arrived at the same location. In Hawaii they call it beef. In the Bay Area, it's funk.
"There's about to be some funk up in here bro. Some drunk ass fools just walked in talkin' all kinds trash about Jr."
"I hope I don't see JR this time. I've got mad funk with that fool."
"You got some funk?! Bitch!"
"Them boys are funkin' all the time!"
Funk
A groovy earthy vibe. Used mostly in music. Originally sourced from the intimate scent of a woman.
Lord, that's a funky groove!
Funk
A state of undesirable emotions or feeling out-of-sorts. These feelings may include but are not limited to: sadness, boredom that is unusually difficult to curb, laziness, unworthiness, and an overall feeling of malaise. The reasons for being in a "funk" usually remain unknown by the victim while others may know exactly why they are in a "funk" and just have a difficult time getting rid of it. A funk may last a few hours or up to several weeks at a time.
John: Hey man, you want to go out to the bars tonight and get fucked up??!!!
Mike: No man. I'm not in the mood tonight. I'll probably just watch TV and go to bed.
John: Damn dude, that's the second weekend in a row! Sounds to me like you're in a funk.