(v.) 1. to "Phill" oneself is to accidentally release feces in one's pants, take off the soiled undergarment, and proceed to toss it into the adjacent bathroom stall.
2. to excrete an extreme amount of diarrhea.

(n.) 1. the act of soiling one's pants and creating some sort of sloppy mess on the floor.
2. the act of excreting an extreme amount of diarrhea.

v. "Oh my god, If we don't get back to the bathroom within two seconds I think I might Phill myself."

n. "Hey did you smell that disgusting odor in the bathroom yesterday? It smelled like baby shits or something..."
"Yeah that was me, I took a nice, big Phill yesterday morning. Unfortunately, the poor cleaning lady had to clean it up all by herself."

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Phill

When you say Phill’s name (and yes this is just his nickname), many things come to mind. Among the most prominent of these is the image of an unsettling, pedo-like figure. Even though Phill is aware of how his name perfectly pairs with ‘pedo’ to create a new nickname: ‘pedophill’, being the person he is, he chooses to pretend not to care or notice it.

Gregorius Markus: “Oh man look at that shady dude in the porta-potty.”
Oscar: “Yeah that looks like a pedophill. We should get the hell out of here.”

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