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What is Stevie Wonder?
This is when you cum in both of the girls eyes, causing her to squint and then grab her by the hair on both sides of her head and tug her back in forth in a swaying motion.
Dude last night I totally gave this chick a Stevie Wonder in the face, then I started to sing "I just called to say, I love you"
Stevie Wonder - video
Stevie Wonder - what is it?
Getting head while playing the piano blindfolded.
"Dude, She gave me the Stevie wonder last night!"
"Really?! NO WAY!"
What does "Stevie Wonder" mean?
The Stevie Wonder is a 5 step process.
1-Give a man a blowjob.
2-Let him ejaculate in your mouth.
3-When he's not expecting it, spit the ejaculate into his eyes, severely blinding and disorienting him.
4-Grab a blunt object and hit him in the mouth. Make sure you knock all his teeth out.
5-While the man is on his hands and knees feeling around for his teeth, defecate on him.
If done properly he will now look exactly like Stevie Wonder
My boyfriend was being a real jerk so I Stevie Wonder-ed him!
Stevie Wonder - what does it mean?
It's when you ejaculate into your sexual partners eye and because of that they're blinded then you turn them around and begin having anal sex with them.
Hey I stevie wondered your mom last night!
Is that why she couldn't open her eyes this morning?
Stevie Wonder - meaning
When you are fucking a blind girl from behind while grabbing her hair and banging her face on a piano. You could also take it a step further by wearing sunglasses and smiling while waving your head back and forth.
Bob: I think I knocked out that girl's teeth giving her a Stevie Wonder.
Shawn: (High five)!
Stevie Wonder - definition
When you blow your load into both eyes of a chick causing her to be blinded and then while she is reaching for a towel you put a keyboard in front of her.
"Collin gave Kristy a Stevie Wonder last night and she played "Sunshine in her Eyes" and didnt miss a beat.
Stevie Wonder - slang
when you’re fucking a female to trap music then cum all over her face blinding her, while she can’t see you then steal all her belongings
I couldn’t stand my ex so I STEVIE WONDERED that bitch
Stevie Wonder
The act of ejaculating across your girls eye lashes after sex then lightly blowing on her lashes until dry causing them to be stuck so she is unable to see.
Yo, my girl gonna get the "Stevie Wonder" tonight when I shoot my man juice across her eyes.
Stevie Wonder
When a male ejaculates on a woman's eyelids mid-slumber and lets it dry, and when she tries to wake up she can't open her eyes and waves her arms frantically, resembling the great pianist.
"That asshole mark pulled a stevie wonder on me last night again! He moved my cotton pads in the bathroom so it took me forever to find them! Now I have pink eye!"
Stevie Wonder
If god is love, and love is blind. Stevie Wonder must be god