To consume or otherwise place a male genitalia (dick) in ones mouth. A two part insult.
1. Telling someone unliked to put a dick in their mouth
2. Telling someone they are a faggot.

Hey, dumbass... Go eat a dick.

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Eat a dick - slang

The act of eating dicks. Could be several, could be one, but all I know is you'll have some fun! wkl (Xbox) loves to do so in his spare time. He is relatively homosexual, but gets the job done. Eating dicks is a true skill and should not be looked down upon. You could be eating dicks right now and you just don't know it yet, it is commonly used as a term to call someone you don't like *wkl*. Whilst requiring a fair amount of skill, the act of "eating dicks" is only performed by the master tier 100 cunts.

Wow, he really eats all of the dicks... How many? So many.

Eat a dick is just the informal way of telling someone to go away.

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Eat a dick

Put that shit all up in your mouth, and enjoy it

Hey, eat a dick

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Eat a dick

A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.

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Eat a dick

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: "You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

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