Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Dysfunctional?

That mood you get into when you know you need to do something or want to do something but just can't get yourself to get up and do it. Begging yourself to get up and do it but you just can't.

Brain: you need to study for that AP test today
Me: you're right, I really should so I don't fail this time.
Body: nah, just watch Tiktok
Brain: please, you really need to
Me: please, I'm begging you, just study
Body: ...nah
Brain: I really hate how my ADHD comes with executive dysfunction

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Dysfunctional - video


Dysfunctional - what is it?

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

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What does "Dysfunctional" mean?

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

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Dysfunctional - what does it mean?

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

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Dysfunctional - meaning

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

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Dysfunctional - definition

A metal band from Casa Grande, AZ.

Dysfunction beats he shit out of everyone else's music.

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Dysfunctional - slang

1. Any executive action by Dean Spanos stunted slime, incompetent team president of the San Diego Chargers, who single-handedly tossed his entire 2007 season in the crapper before it even got started.

2. Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.

3. Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.

4. Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.

Dysfunctional Dean Spanos...stupid, stupid, stupid.

Dean Spanos, in a moment of dysfunctional reflection, โ€œI fired the wrong Bobbyโ€.

What the heck happened to this 2007 Charger team? Why are they so dysfunctional?

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Dysfunctional

a โ€œdysfunctionalโ€ relationship is something thatโ€™s never perfect but is always worth it

they have a dysfunctional relationship but it works really well .

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Dysfunctional

Diana Jennings ๐Ÿคฎ

1) Your family is like Diana Jennings! What does that that mean? Dysfunctional duh!

2) why would you leave a man for a low life biker you must be Diana Jennings

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Dysfunctional

Adjective.

To be very bad at something. Usually pertaining to sports.

*Coined by SAAS*

Jim knew Clemon was dysfunctional because he missed twelve layups in a row.

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