Definder - what does the word mean?

What is email?

Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.

"Dude, my e-mail is fucked."
"Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."

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Email - what is it?

A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.

I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time!

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What does "email" mean?

a system of world-wide electronic communication in which a computer user can compose a message at one terminal that is generated at the recipient's terminal when he logs in

"Would you e-mail me a copy of that spreadsheet you made up the other day?"
"How about I email my dick to your mouth instead?"

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Email - what does it mean?

Electronic mail, often abbreviated to e-mail, email, or simply mail, is a store-and-forward method of writing, sending, receiving and saving messages over electronic communication systems. The term "email" (as a noun or verb) applies to the Internet email system based on the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol, to network systems based on other protocols and to various mainframe, minicomputer or intranet systems allowing users within one organization to send messages to each other in support of workgroup collaboration. Intranet systems may be based on proprietary protocols supported by a particular systems vendor, or on the same protocols used on public networks. Email is often used to deliver bulk unsolicited messages, or "spam", but filter programs exist which can automatically block, quarantine or delete some or most of these, depending on the situation.

I check my email every single day.

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Email - meaning

A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.

I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.

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Email - definition

Something faster than paper mail and slower than IM. Has a 56% chance of making you cry inside.

"What's that, email? You want to help me enlarge my penis? But... I'm female..." (Sobbing ensues.)

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Email - slang

A common tool used by Nigerians to acquire the bank account numbers of gullible Americans and Europeans.

The Crown Prince of Nigeria wants to pay me millions of dollars to help free his people. He even sent me an email about it so it must be true!

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Email

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!

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Email

Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play

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Email

Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.

Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.

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