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What is Daylight savings?When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back. Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that." Daylight savings - videoDaylight savings - what is it?The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm. I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons. What does "Daylight savings" mean?Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event. Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind. Daylight savings - what does it mean?Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later. Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again. Daylight savings - meaningCommonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following: Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine. Daylight savings - definitionSome BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it. "Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!" Daylight savings - slangJeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off Daylight savingsSomeone who was never invited and then ends up overstaying their welcome. No one invited him to the party, everyone went home 2 hours ago and he is still here. He is such a daylight savings. Daylight savingsDaylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet. as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it. Daylight savingsThe time when the clock changes an hour. More the time when everybody is confused on why the sun is going down so early. "Ugh. It feels like it's five in the morning." |
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