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What is daylight savings?
When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.
Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"
daylight savings - video
Daylight savings - what is it?
The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.
I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.
What does "daylight savings" mean?
Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.
Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.
Daylight savings - what does it mean?
Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.
Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again.
Daylight savings - meaning
Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:
1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.
2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.
3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.
Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?
Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
Daylight savings - definition
Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)
"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"
Daylight savings - slang
Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled
Daylight savings
Someone who was never invited and then ends up overstaying their welcome.
No one invited him to the party, everyone went home 2 hours ago and he is still here. He is such a daylight savings.
Daylight savings
Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.
as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.
Daylight savings
The time when the clock changes an hour. More the time when everybody is confused on why the sun is going down so early.
"Ugh. It feels like it's five in the morning."
'Looks at clock' 5:00
"Holy shit it is five in the morning! I hate Daylight savings!