Definder - what does the word mean?

What is takeout?

A sexual fetish in where the male anals the female, and dickslaps the female square on in the middle of the forehead to give a red mark to resemble the ones indians have.
After the dickslap, it is usually followed by a blowjob.

John: Dude i took jaimie for a date, and we so did the indian takeout.
Mark: No WAAY!

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Takeout - what is it?

Eating a girl out while she is driving. A difficult feat, yet possible with lots of maneuvering.

Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.

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What does "takeout" mean?

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.

I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.

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Takeout - what does it mean?

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

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Takeout - meaning

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house

Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

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Takeout - definition

able to take out out of something

That CD was takeoutable from the stereo radio.

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Takeout - slang

One of the best loacal Ska bands that ever lived. orginated in Derry N.H.

loved you guys

Man oh man how i miss the takouts

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Takeout

The slang term for ordering and receiving takeout food. Usually used by bros, people with stutters, and phones that make you misspell the word "takeout" or "talented"

"Yeah bro, we totally takeouted the best Chinese last night, dude."

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Takeout

Taking a stripper home (or to your place or hotel) after her shift at the strip club for some nookie. Can either be paid or unpaid. Unpaid is always better.

After she gave him some lapdances, she offered him takeout at her place.

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Takeout

food you buy and..strange as it may seem...take out

i take out some take out

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