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What is Croissant?
Is a gender in the world, now which is great and amazing and the superior gender
I am a Croissant. So don't go saying I'm male or female.
Croissant - meme gif
Croissant - video
Croissant - what is it?
1. A French crescent-shaped pastry.
2. Couch sex. Could be sex with, on, or inspired by a couch.
Let the warm folds of my sofa embrace you as we make passionate croissant.
What does "Croissant" mean?
When a fat girl gets flaky on you. Because Croissants are squishy and flaky, like fat girls.
That Big Bitch show up to the concert? Nah, man she went all croissant me.
Croissant - what does it mean?
The butteriest and flakiest of all the pastries. A polite way of describing a c*** of the highest order.
What an utter croissant.
You sir, are a croissant.
Croissant - meaning
“Croissant” he said while he smiled and waved at a French lady because he read on urban dictionary that it meant hello
Croissant - definition
(Kwah-sahn)
1) A delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of France, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple butter, a nice jam, or even the very American breakfast sandwich.
2)When a girls vagina is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral sex.
Jacque: "Won't you fetch me the morning news and prepare me a croissant?"
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Toby: "Kim's pussy was so dry that flakes from her twat-croissant got stuck in my goatee."
Croissant - slang
Croissant was really pissed that they charged him $2 dollars to get his sandwich chili rubbed.
Croissant
A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.
Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
Croissant
A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.
"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West
Croissant
The word that angry French artists shout when they screw up their artwork.
Oh croissant, my paint smeared!