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What is croissant?

A guy named Croix.

Croissant was really pissed that they charged him $2 dollars to get his sandwich chili rubbed.

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Croissant - what is it?

A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.

Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!

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What does "croissant" mean?

(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill

I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out

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Croissant - what does it mean?

A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.

"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West

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Croissant - meaning

The word that angry French artists shout when they screw up their artwork.

Oh croissant, my paint smeared!

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Croissant - definition

1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male fucks her
2)a hairy french girl,jizzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time

She layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend fucked her for 3 minutes.

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Croissant - slang

a yummy pastry nom nom

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

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Croissant

A pastry that took the french years to make and sell
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$

don't be an American and ruin my croissant

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Croissant

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

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Croissant

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

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