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What is Couch?
The act of being all that is vile, corrupt, vulgar, ugly, worthless, revolting, scuzzy, sickening, sleazy, sinful, filthy, horrid, nasty, nauseating. This is the worst kind of filth. Sometimes used as an insult, this describes the person sort of like you would describe a turd that has been soaking in cow urine along with 20,000 dead camel carcasses for 3 years, and is now infected with every disease known to man.
She is appalling. She is evil. She's filthy, foul, horrible, raunchy, miserable, nefarious.... no no..Brittney is a COUCH! *Gasp*
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Couch - video
Couch - what is it?
couch - an offensive term used to diminish someones social standing. Inferring that the person in question enjoys anus on his/her face.
A amicable term in some social spheres.
Bro: yo dude do you have my dolla?
Dude: nah brah spent it on da high grade mon
Bro: damn it ,you couch.
Dude: WTF that body part is primarily for excretion, don't defame my reputable character.
What does "Couch" mean?
Dude, quit being such a couch and meet us out at the field for a killer game of ultimate frisbee.
Couch - what does it mean?
To be couched is when someone hugs you while sitting on a couch, and during the embrace this person leans back into the couch. Thus, you will receive a face full of couch cushion, and lack the ability to breathe momentarily.
When I hugged Yost, he couched me in the face.
"Are you hungry?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I just ate a mouthful of couch!"
Couch - meaning
The place where young children get ston'd in the morning.
Get off the couch or you'll get ston'd
Couch - definition
Your couch is so fine I wanna lose my change in your cushions, baby. and "why's there all this hair on the couch?"
Couch - slang
A piece of living room furniture that is traditionally made out of leather wood and some kind of stuffing.
The most comfortable type of furniture known to man.
Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch
Corey: That nicole is such a couch.
KJ: I know I wish I was a couch like her.
Couch
referrers to the "sit-able" plateau of an excessively fat booty
"Look at the couch on that bitch!"
Couch
A word used to replace words such as "fuck", or "shit", and has multiple uses as saying "back off". Or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.
Example one
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"
Couch
I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep
im a couch