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What is KJ?
the acronym for a person who "Knows Jesus"
Oh, hey, did you hear about Megan?
Yeah, I heard she KJs now
What's your religion?
I'm a KJ
KJ - meme gif
KJ - video
KJ - what is it?
A "KJ" is a knee jerk. These are the people that react/overreact to a person/place/ or thing without knowing all the facts. They are quick to judge anything and anyone and have little to no regards for actual facts. They are the headliner chasers of the world.
"Why is he freaking out over that? Doesn't he know the Onion is fake?"
"He's a KJ. They don't know any better."
What does "KJ" mean?
The KJ was invented by rapper Kyle Johnson and it is when a male inserts his penis into a females vagina; then takes his hand and inserts in into the vagina. Once the hand is in the vagina he strokes his own dick resulting in the best form of masturbation ever.
Mike: Bro, I'm really getting tired of late nights by myself...do you have any suggestions how to make it exciting again like it was in 5th grade?
Kyle: Yeah man, for sure. Just do the KJ
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Sarah: Hey baby, I'll let you do anything to me. What are you going to do?
R.Kelly: Bitch, I'm going to do the KJ to you big black ass.
KJ - what does it mean?
most widley used in the video game world, as kill jack.
also known as a kill steal but you cant yell KS and sound too cool, KJ is the act of killing someone who is already hurt.
KJ - meaning
A term for the drug PCP
KJ - definition
KJ is a person thats cool and popular all the girls want kj because he has a big penis
That guy is so KJ
KJ - slang
the dopest
damn, you're the KJ
KJ
KJ is a very understanding and trustworthy girl. She will help you out in any way she can no matter what. Although she can be very sassy at times, her heart is definitely in the right place. She also loves to draw (including lots of fanart). She really enjoys gaming (first person shooters, racing, etc.). She is always friends with everyone, except that one person who's always gonna be jealous of her no matter what she does. :P KJ typically says "oof" a lot, "lel", or "oof indeed". Her voice is also the most adorable thing in the world XD. If you find a shister KJ, never let her go.
Person 1: Aww KJ is so niceee, even when she was super busy she made time to talk to me when I was feeling down.
Person 2: I know right! Also have you heard KJ's voice? It's adorable!
Person 3: Yeah, KJ is the best.
KJ
KJ is a person of indian descent that is very predictable and lazy. KJ will tell you that he plans on going out but will not show up, resulting in him laying on the couch not doing anything. However, if he decides to go out it will result in no one seeing him there. There have been no citing or evidence that KJ has left his apartment in centuries. It has also been reported that he does shower every 10 years resulting in a world holiday. It is not abnormal to find pieces of chicken masala rubbed into his carpet and clothing. To be a KJ is a way of life, which indefinitely involves that dooka, an Iranian tobacco blend which he carries with him in a plastic bag so that it may spill into his pocket. This results in KJ then scooping the dooka from his pocket for at least a month in order to conserve his most precious belonging. Starting in junior year KJ began drinking water however always has prefered milk and orange juice for weeks at a time resulting in him being extremely dehydrated. The way of KJ is to then sleep for 16 hours and then wake up with a 6 pack (or as he believes). KJ is a way of life and to KJ is something that takes work and effort but for the one and only it is a path no one else can cross.
1:"Bro are you going out tonight?"
2: "Yeah bro ill see you there!."
1: "Dont KJ tonight bro, you always do!"
***40 min later***
2: Texts "Im not showing up bro." Then turns phone off
1: "Fucking KJ always KJing!"
1: "WTF KJ!"
KJ
KJ is a guy that doesn't like school or any form if work. He is often very funny but perverted. Many people have a crush on KJ, seeing that KJ really knows how to please his girl ;). KJ is a crazy person, you have to meet him
I wish I was KJs girl!