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What is ultimate frisbee?A suck-ass poorman's version of a "sport" for all the kids who couldn't run, couldn't jump, couldn't throw, couldn't catch, couldn't remember plays, and were generally too unathletic to play with the rest of the kids during recess. Eventually they got together a invented a game that required only enough skill to reach out and grab a disc as it hovers in front of you. Running with it is no longer allowed, and even the slightest wind makes the game unplayable. The mechanics of the game are soo easy that players try to make it more interessting by catching between their legs or behind their back. This rivals the difficulty of say, tying your shoes, something that frisbee players probably can't do(hippies dont wear shoes). Gu: hey dawg, want to scrimm with some flying novelty disc? duuude? ultimate frisbee - videoUltimate frisbee - what is it?Played mostly at underfunded schools and invented by Hippies(myth). Ultimate frisbee requires 2 things, You and a frisbee. A field and friends to play it with are optional. What does "ultimate frisbee" mean?An absolute crap sport that sissy metrosexual guys who are useless at all other sports play, along with women, most of whom are again lacking in athletic ability. The only skills required in this game are the ability to throw a frisbee, and run. My Australian rules football team could no longer practice where we used to because the ultimate frisbee metrosexuals managed to convince the politically correct Toronto City Hall that they should get to use the field whenever they please, solely because their teams are mixed sex. Ultimate frisbee - what does it mean?There is no denying that this is the gayest sport ever designed... I even play the bastard and I know it's queer. When playing a team who tried to cheat us I had to do the talk at the end of the game, I told them that we hated them, that is an ultimate frisbee no no Ultimate frisbee - meaninga traditionally-hippie sport, usually played on college campuses or in public parks, where mostly white people run around and call for the frisbee (aka disc, aka bee) to try and score in an area similar to a football endzone Hey, some friends of mine are going out to the monument fields and playing a little disc. Want to join them in a game of ultimate frisbee? Ultimate frisbee - definitiongame of getting high and getting low, fast-paced and harcore I'd rather be playing ultimate frisbee than anything, even sex Ultimate frisbee - slangA sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying. We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate! Ultimate frisbeeA great game played with a frisbee invented by Joel Silver and Buzzy Hellring at Columbia High School in Maplewood, NJ in 1968. Let's go play some ultimate!!! Ultimate frisbeeBest game ever played. Common among collage students and hippies. Equipment includes frisbee disc, and a field where a disc may be thrown. 7 players per team each one with an endzone. One team tries to throw the frisbee down the field and catch it in the opposing teams endzone. Main rule: no running with the disc. Ultimate Frisbee is a self regulated self officiated game, there are no refs, all part of spirit of the game. Players judge themselves and all have a good attitude. person 1: lets go play ultimate frisbee, Ultimate frisbeeA game played with a disc and seven players per team on the field at a time. Object is to score by catching the disc in the correct endzone. Games are usually played to 13 or 15 unless a time cap is put on. Players cannot run with the disc, it must be worked up the field, generally by "handlers" passing to "cutters". A very athletic sport that demands running comparable to soccer or football. "You say you play Ultimate Frisbee, like in disc golf?" |
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