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What is Coning?
Australian for;
1. Marijuana. One cone = One completely packed and smoked bong.
2. To smoke weed through a bong.
1. "I smoke about 15-25 cone's a day."
2. "Shit, we've got nothing to eat for breakfast, let's just smoke some cones."
Coning - meme gif
Coning - video
Coning - what is it?
The art of grabbing a McDonalds ice-cream cone from the ice cream end just to weird out the McDonalds Worker. can also be done various other ways such as scooping the ice cream onto you face for warrior paint
Did you see that maccas workers face when we were coneing them the other day!
What does "Coning" mean?
The act of driving around in a large veichle, collecting orange traffic cones and throwing them over the fence of your recidency, purely to agrivate the batshit crazy house parent, and her dog.
Becky: "3...2...1.. THROW"
*Dan, Hope and Becky, in unison, throw the large, luminous cones*
Hope: "To the Land Rover!"
*That is coning*
Coning - what does it mean?
Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.
Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.
Coning - meaning
The art of put your fingers in a cone shape position and interserting them into a girls vagina. Similar to fisting, but more delicate, and in a cone shape.
Josh explained how he was coning a girl until he was wrist deep in her fluids.
Coning - definition
v. The act of inserting a large orange traffic pylon into one's anus as far as it will go.
Brian and Jessica were coning last night. Jessica managed six inches, but Brian got eight.
Coning - slang
The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."
Coning
The act of placing an orange traffic cone outside of a communal bathroom (with no lock) to warn others that you are taking a shit. The purpose of the cone is three fold. First, to caution others against the foulness which is being perpetrated on the throne. Secondly, to enjoy your poop with out the fear of being intruded on. Thirdly, to give a visual clue to the involuntary bodily response which makes you need to shit more the closer you get to the bathroom.
You can pre-cone (to put a reserve on the bathrrom) or post cone (respect others by leaving the cone in place after you have shat until the smell wafts away).
No-coners show a wanton disrespect toward other patrons of the bathroom and disrespect the policy and those who have worked tirelessly to create the policy in the hopes of shitter harmony.
"I was going to go take a shit but I saw someone coning." "Are you kidding me? Did he just no-cone?"
Coning
A new sensation most likely started by Youtube. It involves the act of ordering an ice cream cone and grabbing it at the top (where the ice cream is) when the person hands it to you after purchase. It usually gets a good reaction from the employee.
Stefan: Did you see that video of that guy coning?
Jake: Yeah it was hilarious. We should try it at McDonalds.
Coning
The act of being in a car with friends, seeing orange street cones lined up on the side of the road, and, while driving past the cones, the friends lean out the window and grab as many cones as they can and bringing them into the car, while the car is still moving. NOW you have orange street cones.
*Chris is driving her friends to the nearest Wendy’s*
Chris: Hey, guys! Look!
*They look and see street cones ahead to the right of the car*
Alex: You all know what that means *he gave a pat to Lena in the passenger seat in front of him*
Dennis: Let’s not do that?
Chris: Don’t be a wuss.My car,my rules. Let’s do it
Dennis: It’s the law’s rules
Lena: Challenge accepted. Roll the windows down!*they rolled their windows down*
Dennis: I won’t be part of this
Alex: Good thing you’re on the left side so you don’t have to.
Chris: Everyone, except Dennis, get ready!
*Lena and Alex lean slightly out the window*
Dennis: Idiots *he sighs*
*They approach the cones. Lena quickly grabs the first 2 cones and Alex grabs one cone and misses the other. Chris drives and they cheer and pull the cones inside.Dennis thinks of reasons why he needs new friends. Alex puts his hand on his shoulder*
Alex: My cone’s name is“Dennis”just for you since you try to caution us. We appreciate that but we enjoy stupid fun
*Dennis smiles. He knows what Alex said was true. They arrive and meet their friends*
Sophia: Where were you guys?
Vinny: Look at Chris’ crazy smile.
*Chris, Alex, and Lena laughed together*
Sophia: Chris, what’d you guys do? When people hang with you, they end up doing something fairly dumb.
Chris: It’s an effect I have on people I guess. *she smiled innocently*
Alex: We went coning and kept the cones. *Alex popped up from behind Chris, also smiling*
Lena: Now let’s eat!