|
|
What is ass first?
A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.
Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
ass first - video
Ass first - what is it?
If a pimp is going to take a chance, a bitch must give him money in advance.
A ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.
Pimp - "Bitch, break yourself, Purse First Ass Last!"
Ho - "Pimp Daddy, what can you do with this money that I
can't do with it myself' If you can answer that, I will
break myself."
Pimp - "Bitch, I can go to the motherfucking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and piss on it. That's what a I can do
that a you can't!" I'm the pimp and you're the ho".
"So act like the quarterback and pass the
motherfucking bankroll."
Ho - "Yes Daddy"
What does "ass first" mean?
A hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. Also ass from a hole in the ground, shit from shinola, can't fight his way out of a paper bag, dumb as a rock.
When it comes to installing drywall, I don't know my ass from first base.
Ass first - what does it mean?
A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.
Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.
Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?
Um, yes.
Ass first, I'm telling you.
Ass first - meaning
A guy sporting a faux hawk hairdoo.
Where a bi-sexual male enters when copulating.
Danny Gokey's faux hawk makes him look like he was born ass first.