Definder - what does the word mean?

What is coning?

The act of flicking paper cones into ceiling tiles.

See www.coneclub.com
See also walrus, cone

Shall we go coning?
We went to the office for coning the biology lab roof 9 times.

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Coning - what is it?

A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)

Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!

Hey baby, you want some cone?

Dude, I want to cone that punk.

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What does "coning" mean?

A naturopathic therapy involving insertion of hot wax in a bodily orifice.

Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."

Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".

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Coning - what does it mean?

Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.

Oh man, me and vin just coned that car on 11 Mile last night.

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Coning - meaning

1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.

Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.

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Coning - definition

The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.

Cone that Bitch
Ice Cream Cone
I got caught coning by my bitches

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Coning - slang

the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.

Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately?

Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!

Guy 1: Oh well.

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Coning

The act of grabbing the ice cream instead of the ice cream cone.

Go to the McDonald's drive thru then grab the ice cream not the ice cream cone and say F&#&! Then you drive away. That's the perfect coning experience.

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Coning

Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.

Past tense: coned.

Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!

Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!

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Coning

the act of buying a ice cream cone through a drive-through and grabbing it by the ice cream itself not the cone. (generally known as the new planking)

noah went through the drive through at mcdonalds for a coning session to the workers disbelief!

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