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What is Clegg?
Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole
I had a painful poo last night and forgot to wipe, I think I have a Zinger Clegg
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Clegg - what is it?
A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.
My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.
What does "Clegg" mean?
A small quiet creature during daylight, jumps at loud noises/flashing lights. Turns vicious at night, likes to smash things on top of people. Surprisingly strong.
Watch out it's the Clegg! He'll kill ya as soon as look at ya.
Clegg - what does it mean?
a person in your area who is clearly a douche bag but tries his hardest to be down with the cool crowd is your towns "the clegg" the clegg often comes as part of a group of "cleggs" however the ring leader is the only one who can be referd to as "the clegg"
in their attempts to be cool they will claim they can down a pint in 30 seconds, hovever they prefere to go home early and get insanely drunk on their own.... at home. Clegs are as rowdy when there hung over as you are when your drunk, going to work hung over may mean that "the clegg" may tell their boss to fuck off, result in shoddy workmanship or in extreme scinarios, they stay at home and jack off.
"Dude, he's totaly the clegg of our town"
"Yeah, lets sell him a low quality garment at a high price, so that he thinks he is getting top quality gear when actualy he will soon find out that it is monney not very well spent"
"or we could just shit in his bath?"
Clegg - meaning
A unit of sexual conquest consisting of 30 separate and distinct mates. Named after Britisg polition Nicholous Clegg
She's no viggin but I doubt shes had a clegg
Clegg - definition
he is clegg more than you.
Clegg - slang
When the smegma is very clumpy
“Yo dude, do I smell some clegg.” - Jim
“Yes bro, I have clumpy smegma.” - Ralph
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he is a clegg
Clegg
'clegg' is a term which is used to refer to the greatest of male musicians, esspecially those which have obnormally large penises. These musicians are normally tall and have astonishing good looks.
Hot female: I met this clegg in a club yesterday
Her Friend: nice
Hot Female: I can barely walk today
Clegg
/plural noun/: Cleggs
1. A popular slang word for those who practice Taintucluese. Usually referring to eggs and/or legs.
2. Kenny Powers’ longtime townie buddy in the hit TV series Eastbound & Down.
Ex. 1: Hey, did you see Clessi’s attack? Yeah, it was bad but give Clessi a break, he doesn’t have any cleggs.
Ex. 2: Nice cleggs!
Ex. 3: Which came first, the chicken or the clegg?
Ex. 4: Fuck you Clegg!