Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Christe?

making obtuse notes that only they understand
doing something on a group project and not telling anyone about it
doing something slightly wrong that still works

person 1: did you see that person 3 fixed that thing for out project?
person 2: no, they didn't say anything in the group chat about it....
person 1: i know, right? person 3 is always christing

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Christe - what is it?

This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.

He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.

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What does "Christe" mean?

The man George W. Bush uses to manipulate the masses.

Billy: Who's Christ?
Me: Dubya's favorite character.

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Christe - what does it mean?

Jesus; the one who defined "hope".

Matthew 16:16
Simon Peter answered, "You are the Christ, the Son of the living God."

Jesus Christ

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Christe - meaning

Adj. Non-secular. Shortened adjectival form of "Jeeeesus Christ!" Producing irritation, frustration, or annoyance on a Biblical level.

Jim: "Quit standing around and help me carry this, dude - all this plywood is christing heavy!"
James: "Aw, don't be a christing whiner, Jim."

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Christe - definition

1) Jesus Christ

2) Word used in disbelief. Usually in anger or sadness.

Guy1: My sister died in a car accident thursday

Guy2: Christ!

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Christe - slang

to over exaggerate after basically anything

did you see the ounce that guy had in his pocket .. christ.

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Christe

A term some use when frustrated--it is used very much like 'oh fuck!' or 'shit!!'

Amy yelled out 'CHRISTING!!' because she was frustrated that Terry didn't sign her journal entries and she was not going to be able to leave the office on time.

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Christe

A really solid person, who has pink hair and likes bands you never heard of and really bad movies.

Wow, look, there's a Christe.

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Christe

A very Beautiful person, my best friend :) who is smart and very awesome ;)

Boy: " Oh Christe <3.<3"
Christe: "Yes ;)"

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