Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Choad?

A person who is dumb

"Man that guy is such a choad! He thinks 3x3 is 6!"

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Choad - video


Choad - what is it?

A penis that is wider, than it is long.

Mel Gibson. Hitler. Your mother.

"My choad hurts"

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What does "Choad" mean?

Most used at the McCallie school in Chattanooga TN, this means either a short fat individual or a tool.

Dude look at that choad!
Yeah he's such a douche.

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Choad - what does it mean?

A male penis that is wider than it is long.

That fat, short man is a bit of a choad

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Choad - meaning

Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.

Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Choad - definition

A: A wide or very stout dick.

B: Red Vine Licorice.

1: Hey girl, you know that guy I went home with? He had a choad!

2: Dude this choad tastes so good!

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Choad - slang

The correct way of spelling 'chode'.
Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'.
Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.

Someone hits someone else. The person turns around and calls him a 'choad', which often generally insults the receiver, unless of course the receiver has a much better insult to use as a comeback.

A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat.

A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.

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Choad

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.

"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."

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Choad

A "choad" is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Tcherepnine's choad weighs 9 stone!!!

Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude!
That's one hell of a choad!

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Choad

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.

1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"

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