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What is Prius?
Verb. To prius.
When driving on a two-lane road, coming up behind a vehicle driving ten under the speed limit, and having to wait for a line of cars to pass on the other side before driving around and resuming normal speed.
Driving back from Pennsylvania we were priused three times.
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Prius - what is it?
A car that is for hippies that think they are better than you because there car gets such good gas mileage when in realty diesel cars get much better mileage and are far cheaper and much more reliable because the engines need to be built stronger to handle the high compression of a diesel engine see the R10 Audi there is a reason why it just won le mans again for the 3rd time. The greatest scam ever created. A car that is driven by people who are think they are informed but are actually not, Because they about of carbon burned in the process of making the batteries per car would make a Range Rover more envomently frendly than the a Prius. A car that has made Toyota the most boring/richest car manufacture in the world, and the smartest move ever by Toyota they have fooled the American public into thinking that they actually care about the environment. Look at how much money the have made holy shit Toyota I tip my hat to you. A car that is destroying my hobby, love of cars, and motorsports there will be no more cheep fast fun cars to drive because of the Prius, and eco-nuts will never understand this because they set the speed limits and are to scared of going fast because it is inefficient and scary because are dumb ass country will not teach people how to drive so lots of people die because they are stupid, and eat ,and talk on their phone and, put on makeup and never focus on what they are doing, driving look at Germany they have untimed speeds on their freeways but have a better driving record than us because they obey the road rules keep their hands on the wheel and have to take many test before they get there drivers license, and so there for because of the Prius it is destroying my hobby the only thing in is world that has always made me happy no matter how bad things are and now in 20 years time will be gone so we can save the whales.
no dad don't buy a Prius you are a Republican what are you doing. and the car is for hippies that save the whales get a TDI diesel.
What does "Prius" mean?
Verb: to rage so intensely in a hybrid vehicle that you sport an erection (or penis-like enlarged clitoris) to the point of emission. Typically achieved after exhibiting excessively aggro behavior toward other environmentally-unfriendly vehicles. If the source stimulus, commonly a large pickup truck rollin' coal, is not immediately removed, emission or full ejaculation is imminent.
I throttled up the ol' Cummins yesterday and this clown next to me in his hybrid started to Pruis. I was rollin' coal all over his weak shit until he had to pull of into the shoulder to finish.
I dropped some black smoke on this bitch at a stoplight in her hybrid last week and she started Priusing. I kept feedin' her until she fired a femme-batch all over her upholstery.
Prius - what does it mean?
A dumb "eco" car that can save the world.
Prius, Commonly driven by 16 year old thots named Trisha. Watch out for Trisha the Thot as she'll be speeding and ramming yo ass off the road fuckfaces
Prius - meaning
The absolute faggiest car ever made. It doesn't even deserve to be called a car. It's more of a huge mound of shit that only retarded liberals and old turds with destroyed brains use to get somewhere.
That's a shitty Prius. Oh wait! All priuses are shit and shit heads drive them.
Prius - definition
An overpriced hybrid automobile that is targeted to poorly educated consumers that think such cars save money and the environment. The car, as well as its fellow hybrid and electric cars, has been made to save the government's severe dependency on oil in which they have caused. At the same time, lying and falsely advertising the car(s) to be environment friendly - (because these huge batteries they use release very environment friendly fumes, especially when they are made and when they go bad) - and that they save you money on fuel - (electricity and $5000 battery replacements are free). Hence, a lie to humanity to save the government.
Johnny - Why are you driving a Prius?
Bob - I'm saving money on gas
*Bob's battery dies... Replaces battery for $5000+installation*
*Johnny laughs at Bob because he only needs to spend $60 a month on fuel, which would take almost 7 years to catch up to the Prius's expenses, regardless of all the maintenance trash*
*Johnny spends his extra money on a stage 2 turbocharger*
Prius - slang
Prius people are fucking pussies with little shrivvlled up dicks and smell their fingers after tickling their own assholes, unless they females, than much love for ya'll fine ass milfs.
That Dude in the Prius is fucking gay, look that fucking faggot Queer bitch fuck.
That bitch got a Prius so she i a mufuckin MILF!
Prius
A hybrid car, which has an electric motor and a gasoline engine, and as a result, twice as many things to go wrong as a normal car. Bought for $27,000 by people who want to save money, who forget that someday, down the road, those batteries will need to be replaced and will cost over $5,000.
I got a good deal on a used Prius, but can't drive it yet because it needs more than it's blue book value in batteries
Prius
Also known as the Douchebuggy, the Prius is the Batmobile for douches, dumbasses, and bad drivers.
Every person behind the wheel of a Prius/Douchebuggy is either
A) A douche
B) A bad driver
C) An idiot with no common sense
D) All of the above
Many Prius drivers think they are better than everyone else for driving one, however, they are like a giant "I Am A Douche" sign one drives everywhere.
If you ever think of buying a Prius, you are either not thinking or want to find another way to be a douche.
Person A: Did you see that asshole on his Bluetooth headset being rude to everyone at Starbucks leaving his car parked in 2 spaces like a total dick? Why would someone do that?
Person B: Well, did you see he was driving a Prius?
Person A: Oh... Well that explains everything.
Prius
Hypocrisy on four wheels, and the car that ended the golden age of Japanese cars. Hippies, hipsters, and less-intelligent liberals buy them under the impression they're saving the environment.
In reality, they have enough nickel and cadmium under their back seat to poison half of Canada.
A Prius is most often seen doing 40 in the carpool lane with an obese neckbeard at the wheel, a 24-pack of PBR in the truck, and an anti-Bush sticker on the trunk lid.