Definder - what does the word mean?

What is prius?

Hypocrisy on four wheels, and the car that ended the golden age of Japanese cars. Hippies, hipsters, and less-intelligent liberals buy them under the impression they're saving the environment.
In reality, they have enough nickel and cadmium under their back seat to poison half of Canada.

A Prius is most often seen doing 40 in the carpool lane with an obese neckbeard at the wheel, a 24-pack of PBR in the truck, and an anti-Bush sticker on the trunk lid.

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Prius - what is it?

a prank involving shitting in an empty soda can and making an unsuspecting person drink it.

*sip*
WHAT THE FUCK!? someone gave me a prius when I wasn't looking!

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What does "prius" mean?

Toyota Prius, FIRST Mainstream hybrid vehicle produced, gets over 60 miles per gallon, lowest emmisions, and its peppy

My prius goes 0-60 in 0-60 seconds

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Prius - what does it mean?

A very fashionable car that makes you look "environmentally conscious." People also think the fuel economy is unbelievably amazing.

The fact is, however, that if you are really interested in saving the environment and gas, a regular subcompact is a much better choice. Older subcompacts such as the Geo Metro, some Honda Civics, the Toyota Tercel, and so on actually got equal or better gas mileage, often above 50 mpg. There is also no electric motor or batteries to mess with, so they are cheaper and easier to fix. These reliable little cars are so cheap to buy and maintain today that it is ridiculous to claim a new Prius saves money.

They also have zero environmental impact, since the are already manufactured. In addition, hybrids' gigantic battery packs full of lead, toxic heavy metals and acid, screw the environment so badly that some people have calculated that a Hummer H3 has less environmental impact.

Also, conventional cars can be hundreds of pounds lighter without the batteries. Performance (and fuel economy) is improved. There is also more room/fewer ugly bulges/ lower aerodynamic profile without a battery pack.

However, this will not convince the liberals who only want to LOOK like they are on the right path.

Liberal nerd: "Everyone should own a Prius! It just makes sense! I can't believe it gets 45 mpg! I'm really just self-interested, because it will save me $$ in the long run!"

Liberal nerd who knows something about cars: Dude, my 1992 Honda Civic VX gets 60 mpg, and it looks better even though it's 17 years old. I bought it for $500 and I can do all the maintenance myself. It can also dust your battery pack on wheels.

Nerd 1: Hey, it's worth it for the status it gives me.

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Prius - meaning

An undeniably hideous piece of excrement, usually the product of a liberal, vegetarian resident of San Francisco. In recent years, the Japanese car company, Toyota, has been moulding this disgusting object into something that people can drive (like a car). How Toyota is able to do this has baffled scientists around the world. The most common driver of a prius is a person who created the original excrement (they're really in to recycling).

San Francisco has banned Happy Meals - why can't they ban people from driving priuses.

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Prius - definition

Horrible car made by Toyota. Overpriced and for old aged hippies who think they are saving the world. Real world driving of 40mpg. Thats 10mpg less than your average VW Golf TDI. Slow ass car that should be destroyed.

Golf Driver: OH SHIT I JUST SMOKED THAT PRIUS!!!! (and I get 10 more mpg)

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Prius - slang

An undeniably gay-ass piece of machinery, used exclusively for the transportation of utter knobs, including idiot celebrities and tree-hugging sooks. As it turns out, a recent, extensive survey conducted in the US (by CNW marketing) suggests that in terms of TOTAL environmental impact (not just petrol consumption etc, but the costs of production, recyclability of parts etc.) even the Range Rover Sport is more environmentally friendly! Take that enviro-twats!

Reginald C. Twattington: Good day to you my young lad, what a fine morning! What luck that I decided to purchase a toyota prius from my local vehicle merchant, i do so enjoy driving and trees and such!

Baz: Twat. Get a real car.

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Prius

A car owned by homosexuals, often referred to as a "vagina"

Dude, that douche drives a prius I mean, vagina. What a homo.

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Prius

The car for pussies and ass- holes alike

Guy 1: i see you just got a prius
Prius driver: thanks!
Guy 1: here have this,* middle finger*

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Prius

SHIT.

Wow that prius is the biggest piece of SHIT. Lets go kick it.

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