Definder - what does the word mean?

What is too fat?

Being in an (undeservedly) well-off position

I would love to see him fry, but now Roger just seem to be Too Fat To Fall.

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too fat - video


Too fat - what is it?

Used to point out to someone that they are being a hater to the extent that they look like an asshole.

Jen: "That Brittany is such a skank. Did you see the size of the sluttoo back there? I guess she needs all the advertising she can get."

Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."

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What does "too fat" mean?

One of the ways to describe or say that your butt is way too big and gigantic as fuck, especially when you find out that it can act heavy as fuck and look big and gigantic as fuck as your ass is extremely large in which that would be the reason why someone with a gigantic fat ass cannot fit into small clothing or onto or into anything small and cannot fit into the simple small places as that is also the reason why people might talk about your large fat ass, make fun of your large fat ass, and laugh and make very funny but extremely mean, rude and insulting jokes about your large gigantic fat ass and someone might say or try to do something rude, disturbing, mean, hurtful, dumb and stupid things about it and/or to it.

Person A: (Calling his best friend Person B as he is speaking to him over the phone), Hey I have to tell you something that happened and its really weird and kinda embarrassing.

Person B: Tell me what happened.

Person A: Well you won't understand it but I just found out that I fell out of bed for no reason and now I am just sitting on the floor wonder how the hell this happened.

Person B: Well are you alright and everything is going okay?

Person A: Yes but I just wanna know how this happened.

Person B: Why, is it probably because maybe you perhaps had a bad dream or a nightmare and you had the shit frightened the fuck outta you to the point where it made you roll out of bed and fall onto the floor?

Person A: No, it's because My Ass Is Too Fat and its heavy as fuck and I cannot fit onto this fucking bed as its just simply just small as fuck and I can't fit into anything or anyplace that's small.

Person B: Well if you know that's the reason why you just fell out of bed then why did you even bother calling me over the telephone at 2:00 in the morning to tell me about this?

Person A: Well this is because you are my best friend and I have had conversations with you over the phone during crazy hours while everybody else is asleep and I just thought I could get your opinion as to why I fell out of bed and I was wondering about why this happened and I just thought that this was completely weird until I just figured it out and discovered why it happened.

Person B: Oh well ok.

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Too fat - what does it mean?

Too Fat Bowl Syndrome (TFBS) is a condition that plagues stoners across the nation. TFBS occurs when one is packing a device used for smoking marijuana with marijuana and over packs or stuffs the bowl to the point that no suction occurs. Many have hypothesized the reason that TFBS occurs. The prevailing theory is that because marijuana makes you tired, therefore lazy, you lazily pack the bowl and pack it so tightly that it is sealed. Another theory is that marijuana users will pack bowls so large that they last many rotations, eliminating the need to move, also because of the laziness caused by marijuana. No one wants to keep packing bowls. These two theories coincide and are generally analogous to each other. However recently, a rogue theory has come about that some people just like fat bowls. While all the theories may have some truths to them, only one thing is certain about TFBS: it is an epidemic, and there is no solution. It will never stop.

Stoner 1: I've never seen a bowl this fat! You definitely have Too Fat Bowl Syndrome.
Stoner 2: DUDE, THIS BOWL IS TOO FAT! Your TFBS is acting up.
Stoner 3: Whats a nigga to do?
Stoner 4: What you need to do is puff puff pass bitch.

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Too fat - meaning

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

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Too fat - definition

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

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Too fat - slang

When you realize your butt doesn't even fit on the toilet anymore.

Cheetos give you the consequence of being too fat.

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Too fat

its what EZcheese, aka N1NJ4 is

When EZ got oped, i de-oped him cause he was too fat

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