Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Cbf?

Coffin Buddies Forever: Implies that your friendship is one step above "Best Friends Forever." Meaning that you will either be buried in the same coffin or next to each other in coffins touching each other. By ring buried so closely together, it implies that you will be together for ever in the afterlife..... or if you don't believe in the afterlife, together forever in the ground, as your bodies decompose into the same organic matter.

OMG, I think our friendship just reached CBF status, because we are way more that just BFFs!!!!!

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Cbf - video


Cbf - what is it?

Can't be fucked

(A) "Can you bye some food from the store?"
(B)"Cbf"

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What does "Cbf" mean?

Closet Bieber Fan. Someone who likes Justin Bieber's music but will not admit to it.

While riding in Dr. Park's car, I found one of his CD's was full of Justin Bieber. I think he's a CBF.

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Cbf - what does it mean?

When you literally "can't be fucked."

CBF: Concrete has been poured into your oral, vaginal, and anal cavities, preventing you from being fucked.

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Cbf - meaning

Co-ordinated Bean Flick - an organised session of bean flicking among females, whether friends or otherwise. A 'conductor' is generally required to lead proceedings and maintain a steady rhythm.

Screw this tap dancing crap, let's go have a CBF girls!

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Cbf - definition

Can't Be Fucked Syndrome, also known as the lower case form cbfs. It is caused by lazy people who do nothing nearly all the time, then it can lead to where they can't be fucked anymore so they just do nothing hence CBFS the cure is committing to do something, but if somebody has an extensive case of it, good luck to you; and it is very contagious

(teacher): why haven't you done your homework?
(kid): Because i have CBFS.

(boss): oi peter why haven't you come into work today?
(peter): because i have CBFS that's why

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Cbf - slang

abbr. - Stands for Chump Bitch Face. A derogatory term commonly used as a put down.

Don't you just hate that Joe? I can't stand when he comes around! He is such a CBF!

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Cbf

can't be fucked
eg: "i cbf going to work"

can sometimes be used as "can be fucked"
eg: "i'll come around when i cbf"

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Cbf

Chronic Bitch Face: A condition that causes a person's default face to be that of a bitch. People with this condition appear intimidating and angry most of the time.

1: That girl hates me. She always looks pissed off when I see her.
2: Nah, she just has CBF.

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Cbf

A term used frequently out of laziness, it means "can't be fucked" or "couldn't be fucked" and in some cases "can be fucked" depending on the context.

For instance..
"I cbf going to the movies"
would be "can't be fucked"

and..
"I cbf getting up for work yesterday."
would be "couldn't be fucked"

where as..
"I'll go when I cbf"
would be "can be fucked"

Guy 1: CBF is awesome, shaving off a whole 10 letters. It lets me say things like "I cbf getting up" or shorten down on chat even more like.. "I cbf, ttyl".
Guy 2: Yeah, or "I cbf using a condom when fucking your sister."
Guy 1: ...

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