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What is Captain Hooked?

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.

Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.

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Captain Hooked - video

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Captain Hooked - what is it?

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Holy crap, James has a captain hook!

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What does "Captain Hooked" mean?

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!

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Captain Hooked - what does it mean?

Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .

Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !"
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."

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Captain Hooked - meaning

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

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Captain Hooked - definition

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

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Captain Hooked - slang

a curved dick

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?

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Captain Hooked

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

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Captain Hooked

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

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Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

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