Definder - what does the word mean?

What is captain hook?

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

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captain hook - video


Captain hook - what is it?

Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!

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What does "captain hook" mean?

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

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Captain hook - what does it mean?

term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)

Whats up Captain Hook.

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Captain hook - meaning

someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.

"hey mike i thought you were cool until i found out you were a captain hook"

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Captain hook - definition

having a curved penis

i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left

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Captain hook - slang

To have a crooked penis.

Little Joe had to fuck Mallisa to the side because of his captain hook.

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Captain hook

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!

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Captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

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Captain hook

a curved dick

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?

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