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What is Captain Hook?
First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.
When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!
Captain Hook - video
Captain Hook - what is it?
The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.
Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?
Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic
What does "Captain Hook" mean?
What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.
“Tyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.”
Captain Hook - what does it mean?
Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.
Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"
Captain Hook - meaning
When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.
Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.
Captain Hook - definition
Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.
Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.
Captain Hook - slang
A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.
Holy crap, James has a captain hook!
Captain Hook
A drink consisting of:
2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade
Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.
Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!
Captain Hook
The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.
I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"
Captain Hook
A bent penis in the shape of a hook.
Mike: I have a Captain Hook!